Three guys are on their way to Heaven. St. Peter is waiting at the Pearly Gates as the first man arrives. Peter looks down and says "You must first tell me your reason for death, then thou shalt be allowed into Heaven." The guy looks up and begins to tell... "Well, I was leaving home early one day because I suspected my wife was cheating on me. I went up to my 25th floor apartment and ranscked it, but didn't find anyone. But then I saw this punk hanging off of my balcony, so I went and got a hammer which I smashed his fingers in. He fell 25 floors into the bushes. But since he was alive, I went inside, got the fridge, and threw it down onto him. But after all that excitement, I died of a heart attack." St. Peter waves his hand at the man and says "Thou ain't worthy." The first guy leaves just as another approaches. This guy is only 2 dimensions. Height, width, but no depth. St. Pete looks at him and says "What's your story?" "Well, I was doing aerobics on my 26th floor apartment when I fell off. Luckily, I caught onto the 25th floor balcony, but then this punk ran out and smashed my fingers in with a hammer. I fell 25 floors into the bushes, stunned but ok. Then all of a sudden, there's this fridge flyin' toward me. And when it hit me, I died." St. Peter, feeling bad for this one, admits him into heaven. Then the thrid guy arrives. He ain't wearing anything. "What's the deal with you, young man?" Peter asks. "Well, imagine I'm hiding naked inside a refridgerator..."