A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her:

"If you don't do the following your husband will lose his will to live and surely die."

Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood;
At lunch time, make him a warm nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind bofore he goes back to work;
For dinner, fix especially nice meals, selected from his favorite foods, and don't burden him with household chores or problems; and
Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said.

"You're going to die," she replied.