You Know You're Dreaming If You Hear Your Wife/Girlfriend Say...
-What do you mean today's our anniversary ?

-Can we talk to each other some other night ?

-I'd rather just watch TV than talk

-Ohh, this diamond is way too big !

-And for our honeymoon, we're going fishing in Alaska !

-Can't our relationship get a lot more physical ?

-I'm tired of being just friends, let's be lovers instead

-Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small ?

-Awwww, don't stop for directions it takes too much time

-I'm sure you`ll figure out how to get there

-Is that phone call for me ? Tell 'em I'm not here

-I don't care if it is on sale, $ 300 is too much for a designer dress

-A beer ? Sure ! Can I get ya some pretzels too ?

-You just relax and watch the game, I'll clean out the garage

-Do we really have to go to the Smiths for dinner ? I'd rather cook

-No don't stop for milk, you have all that rush hour traffic to contend with

-Of course your friends may come over and watch the game

-It's no problem at all with unexpected dinner guests, I always make plenty

-It's your day off, just relax, I'll call a plumber/electrician/carpenter

-Sex is more enjoyable for me if you just tell me what you want

-I'm going to take the kids to the Mall so you can relax and watch the game

-No, I didn't know we were out of that, let me go to the store and get some

-We've really got a lot of extra money this month. Want anything special ?

-Well sure the kids are smart, they take after your side of the family

-Your Mother is just so full of good advice and comments

-I just have too much closet space, do you need some extra for your "PlayBoys"

-I've finished the housecleaning early, think I'll go rake the leaves now

-I love the way you're able to co-ordinate your clothes

-I don't need any new outfits, a few hems and a nip and tuck will fix everything

-I've never been so fulfilled since I married you

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