This guy was an excellent pilot, but not real good at making passenger
feel at ease. For example, one time the airplane in front of him blew
a tire on landing, scattering chunks of rubber all over the runway.
He was aked to hold while the trucks came out and cleaned up.
His announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid there will be a short delay before our arrival. They've closed the airport while they clean up what's left of the last airplane that landed there.