1. If you've ever been driving down the road and thought you heard an "Uh-Oh".

2. If you've ever been involved in a kiss-a-thon, a pie-war, and a paint war... at the same time.

3. If you've ever said "I'm sick of receiving forwards telling me to send this along so that I won't have to pay money... but oh well, I guess I'll forward it; you can't be TOO careful..."

4. If you've ever bragged about how many users are on your address list.

5. If you put your UIN number on your business card.

6. If you've ever had over 8 members in an ICQ chatroom, yet can still keep up with all of the conversations.

7. If you've ever written an away message that reads something like, "Going out of town for a few days..."

8. If, every time you get someone's email address, you send them the ICQ Download package.

9. If you've ever had a major family discussion over ICQ.

10. If you've ever complained about someone being "invisible".

11. If you have more than one user addy for yourself.

12. If you know both the Mirabilis Web Page's and your pager screen's addresses by heart.

13. If you've ever been frustrated with nothing to do for a day, since ICQ was down.

14. If you've grown to hate the fish....

15. If you've ever been woken up by an "uh-oh".

16. If ICQ has ever shut down because of too much mail incoming at once.

17. If you've ever added someone to your address list because they had a cool name.

18. If you can tell what's being sent to you just by the sound the computer makes.

19. If you've ever been in a Horn War with someone in a chat room.

20. If, when you click twice on a User's name, you have to wait for more than 5 minutes for ICQ to process the information.

21. If you have ever been frustrated by someone not knowing what ICQ stands for (I mean, it IS obvious!)