1. Masters the art of writing a paper during the commercial breaks of "Friends".

2. Gets excited when they find a dime that someone carelessly left in the soda machine.

3. Makes a hobby of calling their friends while in a drunken stupor and leaving explicit messages in their answering machines.

4. Is a senior and is STILL confused by the bus system.

5. Ponders the thought of changing their major to "pizza".

6. Has less then $4.50 in their bank account at any given time.

7. Would have no clue if we were at war with another country, or if the President had been assassinated.

8. Lives on a diet of Mountain Dew and Doritos.

9. Begin to talk to themselves and "twitch" a lot during midterms and finals week.

10. Will stand in line for half an hour waiting for a computer just to check their e-mail.

11. Begin to believe that Ed McMahn might really award them $10,000,000.

12. The ATM machine is their best friend.

13. When they have an 8:00 class, they set alarm for 7:50.

14. Wears a hat to class more than four days a week.

15. Half the time you wake up and you aren't in your own bed, and it seems normal.

16. You begin to consider Taco Bell "real food".

17. You realize that if you hang dirty laundry out the window, it's good for at least three more wearings.

18. It's the highlight of your day if you get mail, even if it's Columbia House wanting you to join - AGAIN.

19. It's not out of the ordinary to have Professors that come to class smelling like a shot of Jagermeister.

20. You can fall asleep anywhere - in your bed, on the floor, in the grass, oops...I guess you might call that one passing out after a rough night...