There was a child who entered in to Kindergarden, On the first day he told the teacher ( Miss Story) that he was too smart for this class he should be in 3rd grade instead. Miss Story said he was in the right grade but, the child was very persistant through out the entire day. Finally she said "I'll take you to the principal and we will see what he says.

When they get to the principals office he decides to call in a 3rd grade teacher to give this child a oral test.When the 3rd grade teacher arrives she starts the test.

Teacher .... " What is 2 x 5 ? "

Child .... "10"

Teacher .... " What is 3 x 5 ? "

Child .... "15"

Well let's do some word problems, said the teacher

"If john has 3 apples and jill has 2 how many do they have together"

Child .... " 5 "

" What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of ? "

Child .... " Legs "

" What does the principal have in his pants that I don't have in mine ? " asked the teacher.

Child .... " Pockets "

at this point the principal interupted and said " Place him in the 3rd grade. I missed 2 out of the last 3 questions myself.