A doctor walks up to his patient in the hospital...

Doctor: Well sir, I've got some good news and some bad news...

Patient: What's the bad news doc?

Doctor: I'm afraid the disease you have is terminal. You only have 6 weeks to live.

Patient: Oh no! Well, what's the good news?

Doctor: You see that nurse over there? (points to nurse)

Patient: Yes...

Doctor: I'm sleeping with her.