10. Didn't I see you on the grassy knoll?
9. Can I buy you a spatula?
8. Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils.
7. Your crawlspace or mine?
6. You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.
5. May I lick your forehead?
4. Do you always wear your shoes over your socks?
3. Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.
2. What's your favorite flavor of wood?
1. You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer