WANTS & NEEDS
female:  The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship
male:  Food, sex and beer

COMMUNICATION
female:  The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner
male:  Scratching out a note or sending an e-mail before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys

BUTT
female:  The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger"
male:  The organ of mooning (and farting)

COMMITMENT
female:  A desire to get married and raise a family
male:  Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend

ENTERTAINMENT
female:  A good movie, concert, play or book
male:  Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges

FLATULENCE
female:  An embarrassing byproduct of digestion
male:  An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding

GLASS CEILING
female:  The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business
male:  What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up

LESBIAN
female:  A woman who makes love to other women
male:  A woman who hasn't had sex with the right guy yet

MAKING LOVE
female:  The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve
male:  What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink

REMOTE CONTROL
female:  A device for changing from one TV channel to another
male:  A device for scanning through at least 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes

TASTE
female:  Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good
male:  Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out

THINGEE
female:  Any part under a car's hood
male:  The strap fastener on a woman's bra

VULNERABLE
female:  Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
male:  Playing ball without a cup

ROMANTIC EVENING
female:  Intimate dinner, mood music and cuddling
male:  Steak, bear and gorilla sex