A traveler stopped at a Texas Hotel while passing thru the state. He went to the hotel bar and asked for a short beer and was served what looked to be a quart. When he commented on this, the bartender said that they do everything in a big way in Texas.

After just two, the man had to use the bathroom and asked the bartender for directions to the Men's Room. Slightly drunk anyway, the fellow misunderstood the directions, and opened the door leading to the catwalk for the hotel pool two stories below.

Naturally, he fell right over the railing into the pool. He began thrashing about and shouted, "My God! Don't flush it! Don't flush it !!!"