50 Ways To Kill An E'jja ~poem

50 Ways To Kill An E'jja

by Jolanta C. Biniek

the problem is all inside your head, she said to me
the answer is easy if you take it logically
i'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
there must be 50 ways to kill an Ejja.

set fire to his head, Jed
get a new plan, Ann
just need to destroy, Roy
and listen to me
hit 'em with a car, Par
so long as it's real hard
go on a killing spree, Amy
and set yourself free

she said it's really not my habit to intrude
what's more i hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
so i repeat myself, at the risk of being rude
there must be 50 ways to kill an Ejja.
50 ways to kill an Ejja.

stab 'em in the back, Jack
slice off his hump, chump
tickle 'em to death, Beth
just listen to me.
some acid in his face, Jace
that'll put him in his place
shoot 'em in the knee, Lee
and get yourself free

she said it grieves me to see you in such pain
i wish there was something i could do to make you smile again
i said, i appreciate that, then would you please explain
about the 50 ways to kill an Ejja?

set fire to his head, Jed
get a new plan, Ann
just need to destroy, Roy
and listen to me
hit 'em with a car, Par
so long as it's real hard
go on a killing spree, Amy
and set yourself free

she said, why don't we both just work it out tonight
and i believe, in the morning you'll be ready for the fight
she handed me some weapons and i realized she probably was right
there must be 50 ways to kill an Ejja.
50 ways to kill an Ejja.

stab 'em in the back, Jack
slice off his hump, chump
tickle 'em to death, Beth
just listen to me.
some acid in his face, Jace
that'll put him in his place
shoot 'em in the knee, Lee
and set yourself free.

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