by Jolanta C. Biniek
This one is from Mulehide issue #3... Resurrection Man.
In Salanlach wood Luse fights 4 bandits and
feels his ankle *snap*
then a music-box gives him a *whack*
... and everything goes black...
Ed Fischer says "ya ain't leavin too soon"
and gives Luse some advice,
well, ain't that nice?
but his tea has an extra "spice"...
(Chorus)
Ed Fischer's got a tea-treat for Lusiphur,
poison in a cup,
it'll fix him right up,
Take the hair off a skeeter's butt.
One day Luse gets a little bit bored
and goes down for a look,
asks Ed for a book.
Ed gets fucking spooked.
Ed yells at him to go to his room again,
and lets out a scream,
Luse flees the scene,
what could it mean?
(Chorus)
Ed Fischer's got a tea-treat for Lusiphur,
poison in a cup,
it'll fix him right up,
Take the hair off a skeeter's butt.
Ed Fischer's mom looks like a zombie in her picture
so Lusiphur asks from bed
wondering "is she dead?"
this doesn't sit well with Ed.
*snap* goes a tibia, *crunch* goes a fibula.
Ed breaks his leg again.
Lusiphur is in pain,
Ed's clearly insane.
(Chorus)
Ed Fischer's got a tea-treat for Lusiphur,
poison in a cup,
it'll fix him right up,
Take the hair off a skeeter's butt.
Luse figures out that Ed wants him poisoned
and Ed's got a secret sin;
he dances in a corpse's skin
(his hospitality is wearing thin).
One day Luse confronts crazy Eddie
about his bloody shed.
Ed goes fucking mad
*bang* he's missing half a head
(Chorus)
Ed Fischer's got a tea-treat for Lusiphur,
poison in a cup,
it'll fix him right up,
Take the hair off a skeeter's butt.
*knock, knock* on Ed Fischer's door
who could it be?
Dr. Clarkston the M.D.
he wants a body ASAP!
First Luse panics, then he remembers
just what the doctor said.
Ed Fischer is conveniently dead,
so the Doctor winds up buying Ed!
(Chorus)
Ed Fischer's got a tea-treat for Lusiphur,
poison in a cup,
it'll fix him right up,
Take the hair off a skeeter's butt.