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Okay, as promised, here are more parodies. But these are song parodies. The ones that don't have an author written next to them are mine. The ones who do (obviously) are written and submitted by that author. I am in no way responsible for anything should you get offended. Take it up with the author, not me. And remember, folks, these are PARODIES. They are in no way intended to be harmful or piss anyone off. It's all in good fun. Ready now? Read on!

PRETTY FLY FOR A GLAM GUY

Give it to me, Manson! Uh-huh Uh-huh!
Give it to me, Manson! Uh-huh Uh-huh!
Give it to me, Manson! Uh-huh Uh-huh!
And all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a glam guy!

You know it's kind of hard
Just to stay famous today
If you wear big shoes and sparkle
Then the people say you're gay
But they don't have a clue
Because Manson has style
There's just not much he lacks
But people still stay in denial!

So don't debate, this rock star's straight
You know he doesn't give a rat's ass anyway
He's gonna' sing his speil and keep it real
For a good lay , for a good lay!
So if you don't rate, just overcomplicate
While he's off being rich, you'll be stuck on Ricki Lake
The world needs more Twiggys
But (Hey! Hey!)do that glam new thing!

Give it to me, Manson! Uh-huh, Uh-huh!
Give it to me, Manson! Uh-huh, Uh-huh!
Give it to me, Manson! Uh-huh, Uh-huh!
And all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a glam guy!

He plays some cool tunes
Not all are sweet and nice
And on one of his albums
He even sings songs twice
Now he's cruising in his Limo, sees protesters as he passes
And if they look twice he'll get out and kick their asses!

So don't debate, this rock star's straight
You know he doesn't give a rat's ass anyway
He's gonna' sing his speil and keep it real
For a good lay , for a good lay!
So if you don't rate, just overcomplicate
While he's off being rich, you'll be stuck on Ricki Lake
The world needs more Twiggys
But(Hey! Hey!)do that glam new thing!

Now he's gettin' more tattoos
Yeah, he's gettin' ink done
He asked for 666
But they drew a 111
Some fans don't like his new look
They say he's not as hip
But in his own mind
He doesn't give a shit!

Give it to me, Manson! Uh-huh, Uh-huh!
Give it to me, Manson! Uh-huh, Uh-huh!
Give it to me, Manson! Uh-huh, Uh-huh!
And all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a glam guy!

So don't debate, this rock star's straight
You know he doesn't give a rat's ass anyway
He's gonna' sing his speil and keep it real
For a good lay , for a good lay!
So if you don't rate, just overcomplicate
While he's off being rich, you'll be stuck on Ricki Lake
The world needs more Twiggys
The world just loves Twiggy!
So don't forget about Twiggy!
but (Hey! Hey!) do that glam new thing!!!

This is a PARODY. I am not using it for profit or money. I do not claim the melody, just the lyrics.

ZERO TO HERO (for the MTV Attack Force)

Bless my soul!
Manson's on a roll!
Rock star of the week on Total Request Live's opinion poll!
What a pro!
He can make a show!
Point him at a mike and you won't know how far he'll go!
He was a no one
A zero, zero!
Now he's on top!
He's a hero!
Manson posted with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat!
When he smiled the girls went wild
With cheers and screams!
And then for his first aired video
He sang "Sweet Dreams"!
From appearance fees and royalties
Our man had time to sing!
Now he's on top and famous
And all his fans love every little thing!
Say Amen, there he goes again!
Sweet and undefeated!
He made it back to the top ten!
Folks lined up
Just to cast a vote
And this proposition wasn't just a joke!
Manson, he comes,
He sees, he conquers,
Darlin', the crowds are going bonkers!
He showed the music, brains, and shock!
From zero to hero
And into rock!
from zero to hero
Defied the clock!

The Ghetto (Rap Remix)
(submitted by Rev. Lance)
th-th-th THUGS...
they say...
use rounds that are so hollow.
we love Wu-Tang...
although the lyrics are so shallow... Cops and Beers...
a big 4-0 to swallow...
Doggy...today...but Snoop Dogg tomorrow.

we're all thugs now...in the Ghetto...
we're all thugs now...in the Ghetto...

they lots of pretty, pretty hoes...
da Chronic gets us high...
fuck lots of pretty, pretty hoes...
don't love dem hoes...
they blow yo mind.

we're all thugs now...in the Ghetto...
we're all thugs now...in the Ghetto...

they love you when you arm all the brothers...
when you don't then they love another...

THUGS...
they say are made in California.
we hate your race...
we'd really like to kill you.
the Cops and Beers...
Colt .45 bottles...
we hate today
so we'll drive-by tomorrow.

they lots of pretty, pretty hoes...
da Chronic gets us high...
fuck lots of pretty, pretty hoes...
don't love dem hoes...
they blow yo mind.

they love you when you arm all the brothers...
when you don't then they love another...

they lots of pretty, pretty hoes...
da Chronic gets us high...
fuck lots of pretty, pretty hoes...
don't love dem hoes...
they blow yo mind.

...yo...yo, you mine...

we're all thugs now...in the Ghetto...
we're all thugs now...in the Ghetto.

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