Your Fortune: Spam #6
Your life is doomed. You will fail no matter what you do. Friends and
loved ones will be affected. Repent! Or, simply buy all the Spam in the store,
lock yourself in a bomb shelter to emerge only after six days of cleansing your
spirit and eating Spam. Lots of Spam. Lots of it. Crates and meals and salads
and peaches made of Spam! Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam. The Spam has
spoken. (Apologies from the Blue Daisy, you seem to have stumbled upon the "doomed
Spam," a terminal pessimist. Sorry)
Thank you for playing!
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