Where Spam Speaks . . .

Welcome, dear friends! Yes, it IS your dream come true, a place to have your fortune read by cans of spam. This is not for the skeptical, as their fortunes may turn out incorrectly for their lack of belief. Only true believers should play! How to play: Close your eyes, push all your harmonious emotions and body waves into the mouse in your hand. It shall guide you to the correct Spam. Click on your special Spam can and your fortune will be told! Warning: some Spam cans are terribly sarcastic. Please overlook any readings by these particular Spam cans.