Bar Translations
"No, really, I'm OK to drive."
*I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see
who I am going home with.
"I'm not used to these darts."
*I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue
when I am this bombed.
"Lets go out to my car and get some cigarettes." (male to
female)
*You would look great face down in my lap.
"You get this one, next round is on me."
*We won't be here long enough to get another round.
"I'll get this one, next one is on you."
*Happy hour is about to end....now drafts are a dollar,
but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.
"I haven't seen you around here for a long time."
*You stuck up little b*tch, too good for your old
friends??
"Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
*I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to
get your attractive friend into a compromising position.
"Lets get out of here."
*I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley
guy's helmet.
"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female)
*I'm easy.
"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male)
*I'm gay.
"Ever try a body shot?" (male to female)
*I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get
to lick you.
"Ever try a body shot?" (female to male)
*If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do
to you on the ride home?
"I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
*You are paying more attention to your friends than me.
"I don't feel well, lets go home." (male)
*I'm horny.
"I've had like 10 beers already."
*I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.
"Who's got the next round?"
*I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an
expert at diverting attention.
"Excuse Me." (male to male)
*Get the f*ck out of the way.
"Excuse Me." (male to female)
*I am going to grope you now.
"Excuse Me." (female to male)
*Don't even think about groping me, just get the f*ck out
of the way.
"Excuse Me." (female to female)
*Move your fat @ss. Who do you think you are anyway? You
are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute
that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho...Get your
eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, b*tch, like the
slut you are.
"I'm out of here, I have to work in the morning."
*I owe that guy who just walked in the door 100 bucks and
have been avoiding him since football season.
"What do you have on tap?"
*What's cheap?
"You go ahead, I'll catch a cab."
*I already lined up a ride home with your "ex".
"That person looks really familiar."
*Did I sleep with him/her?
"Can I just get a glass of water?" (female)
*I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.
"Can I just get a glass of water?" (male)
*It's 6:00 am and I just stopped drinking ? hour ago.
Hell, I probably dropped half of my paycheck in here last
night, it is the least you can do for me.
"Do you have any Wild Turkey?"
*I want to make my friend really sick so we can all laugh
at him in the morning.
"I don't have my ID on me." (female)
*I'm 19.
"I don't have my ID on me." (male)
*I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a
.32 after my last visit here.