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*****Section 100 Transcript of the Blues Brothers Movie
*****Section 101 Jake getting out of prison
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What wing?
Maximum wing. Block 9.
Stand of Release?
Three out of five. Good behavior.
Give me a minute.
Frank Oz: One unused prophylactic, one soiled.
*****Section 102 Jake and Elwood's first words
Jake: What's this?
Elwood: What?
Jake: This car. This STUPID car. Where's the Caddy?
Elwood: The what?
Jake: The Cadillac we used to have. The Bluesmobile.
Elwood: I traded it.
Jake: You traded it for this?
Elwood: No, a microphone.
Jake: A Microphone? Okay, I can see that. But where the hell did
you get this?
Elwood: From the Mount Prospect City police auction. It's an old
Mount Prospect City police car!
Jake: Great! The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me
up in a police car.
Elwood: You don't like it?
Jake: No, I don't like it. (Tosses the lighter out the window.)
(Elwood jumps the drawbridge.)
Jake: It's got a lot of pickup.
Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, cop tires, cop
suspension, it's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run
good on regular gas.
Elwood: So is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.
*****Section 103 Penguin in her office Scene
Jake: ...5000 bucks? No problem. Come on, Elwood!
Penguin: No, I will NOT take your filthy, stolen money.
Jake: Well, then, I guess you're really up shit creek.
(Penguin hits Jake with a wooden ruler.)
Jake: Arrgh
Penguin: Pardon me, what did you say?
Jake: I offered to help you.
Penguin: Um hm.
Jake: You refused to take our money.
Penguin: Um hm.
Jake: Then I said, 'I guess you're really up shit creek.'
(Penguin hits Jake with a wooden ruler.)
Jake: Arrgh
Elwood: Christ, Jake, take it easy...
(Penguin hits both with a wooden ruler.)
Jake: Elwood!
Ow!
Christ!
Shit!
Arugh!
Aaaa!
Jesus Crist!
Arrugh.
Jesus Christ.
Ahhh.
Shit.
You fat Penguin!
Stop hitting me you fat penguin!
Rev. Brown: When I woke up this morning I herad a disturbed sound.
Rev. Brown: Do you SEE the LIGHT?!?
*****Section 104 Jake and Elwood getting pulled over
<<< They were playing "The Best of Sam & Dave" in the 8-track in the
car. The song "Soothe Me" was played when Jake and Elwood are driving
in the night just before the "Shit!" - "What?" - "Rollers!" ...
dialog.>>>
Elwood: Shit!
Jake: What?
Elwood: Rollers.
Jake: No!
Elwood: Yeup!
Jake: Shit!
Elwood: I bet you they got SCMODS.
Jake: SCMODS?
Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System.
(Elwood's name lights up the SCMODS screen with...)
ARREST DRIVER...
IMPOUND VEHICLE...
State, County, Municipal Offender Data System Report:
BLUES, ELWOOD
ILLINOIS LICENSE : B263-1655-2187
CURRENTLY UNDER SUSPENSION
WARRANTS OUTSTANDING : PARKG. 116
MOVING VIOLATIONS : 56
ARREST DRIVER ... IMPOUND VEHICLE
<<<What was the rest saying? There were more than 100 moving violations
etc. Who knows the exact information that appeared on the screen? >>>
<<<In Illinois, the last five digits on your driver's license include
your birthday (and gender) in an encoded format. According to Elwood
Blues' driver's license number, he was born on July 1, 1952.>>>
Cop: Elwood, we show your liscence currently under suspension.
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
*****Section 105 Chase scene TO the mall
*****Section 106 Chase scene IN the mall
Checkout Lady: Will there be anything else?
Man: Yes, do you have a 'Miss Piggy?'
Lot's of space in this mall.
Man, this mall's got everything...
Baby clothes.
This place has got everything.
Disco pants and haircuts...
The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year...
Pier 1 Imports.
*****Section 107 Jake and Elwood driving from mall to hotel
(song is "Peter Gunn Theme")
*****Section 108 Jake and Elwood in hotel building
Loui: Hey Sam.
Sam: Hey Loui. Anybody call for me on the phone?
Loui: Nah.
Elwood: This here's my brother Jake.
Did ya get me any Cheeze Whiz, boy?
<<<Earlier in the same scene, what is the motel concierge (?) watching
on TV? Was it prfessional wrestling?>>>
<<<The person who asks "You got my Cheeze Whiz, boy?" is a guy named
"Shotgun Britton" and he is also, if you watch the credits closely, the
person in charge of makeup. Now, is he one of the card players?>>>
*****Section 109 Jake and Elwood in hotel room
Elwood: Well, it ain't much, but it's home.
Jake: How often does the train go by?
Elwood: So often you won't even notice.
(song)
Elwood: I falsified my renewal.
Elwood: I put down 1060 West Addison.
Jake: 1060 West Addison... That's Wrigley Field.
Elwood: I gotta hit the sack. Hey you sleeze, my bed.
*****Section 110 Next morning at hotel
Thanks for your help Mr. Mercer.
Yeah, real cute.
Stand back. (Buliding is dynamited as cops kick-in door.)
(Jake and Elwood emerge from brick pile.)
Elwood: It's almost nine o'clock. We gotta go to work.
*****Section 111 "Mrs. Toronto" scene
Jake: Mrs. Toronto?
Lady: No, Mrs. Torentino.
Elwood: Mam, do you have a ____________ or a ___________ living here?
Lady: I don't take in boarders. Not for a long time.
Elwood: May we come in mam?
Elwood: Do you have a forwarding address or a phone number?
Lady: They were good boys.
Lady: Are you two men with the police?
Elwood: No, Ma'am. We're Musicians.
Lady: Mr. Man! Mr. Man!
Lady: They left this card. Maybe it will help you.
*****Section 112 Spanish/Mexican bar
This is the band.
Got the money you owe us?
.... to cover you guys.
You did?
That's right.
....
We're putting th eband back together.
Look at you in those candy-a*s monkey suits.
.... goat piss into gasoline.
....
Forget it.
....
You'll never get Matt and Mr. Fabulous....
We'll...
We're on a mission from God.
*****Section 113 French resturant
No sir, Mayor Daley no longer dines here sir....He's dead sir.
....
And your name.
(Jake whistles.)
Jake: Save some bread for my brother.
We're putting...
We're on a mission from God.
....
I mean, they smell BAD.
....
Wrong glass, sir.
Jake: How much for the little girl?
Jake: 'Ow much for de weemen!
Jake: I want to buy your women. How much for your daughters?
Jake: Sell them to me. Sell me your children.
Jake: hehehehehehehehehe
We're putting the band back together.
Jake: If you say no, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast,
lunch, and dinner every night of the week.
Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir! Sir!
*****Section 114 Nazi rally
Nazi: White men, white women.
I hate Illinois Nazis...
*****Section 115 Street dance and diner
(John Lee Hooker playing.)
Four Fried Chickens and a coke.
Dry white toast
Elwood: "I'll have some plain white toast"
Jake: "Four fried chickens and a coke"
*****Section 116 Music shop
Ray Charles: Breaks my heart to see a boy that young go bad.
*****Section 117 Outside music shop
Have I ever lied to you?
What are we goon do man?
*****Section 118 Nazi headquarters
The car belongs to a known traffic menace
Did you get his address?
Let's go.
(They go to Wrigley Field.)
Mr. Blues is gonna f**k up. And when he does...
*****Section 119 Outside Bob's Country Bunker
What's the name of the place?
Here we are.
Bob's Country Bunker?
Must be some kind of mistake.
Jake: Elwood, come with me.
*****Section 120 Inside Bob's Country Bunker
Well now, what can I get you boys?
Chicken wire?
This list doesn't mean anything.
Excuse me Ma'am, What kind of music do y'all have here?
Lady: BOTH kinds, Country AND Western!
"We're the Good Old..Blues Brothers..Boys..from Chicago"
A couple from the Good Old Boys...
....Rawhide.
What key?
'A'. It's a good Country key.
Rawhide in A.
(They sing the song "Rawhide.")
*****Section 121 Outside Bob's Country Bunker
You'll see.
I say we give the Blues Brothers just one more chance.
Suppose we ain't got no permits, an we go on in there an play anyway.
You gonna stop us? You gonna look real funny eatin' corn on the cob
with no f**king teeth!
You'd look mighty funny boy, eatin' corn on the cob with no f**king
teeth!!!
Elwood: We'll talk to Bob.
I'm McElroy, lead singer and driver of the Winnebago.
<<<The Good Old Boys' RV was a Southwind, 25ft, 1978 or 1979.>>>
*****Section 122 Car chase scene from Bob's
Elwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!
<<<Billboard says: "See you.... >>>
Cop: I don't believe it.
(Cops and RV crash.)
Cop: Boys, you in big trouble.
*****Section 123 Sauna bath
We need 5,000 bucks fast.
....
Never heard of it.
Nice place up north.
Elwood: I know about this stuff. I've been exploited all my life.
You blackmailing me Jake?
We're on a mission from God.
*****Section 124 Everyone advertising the concert
We're going up North to put the word in the street.
Elwood: And it's ladies night (pause) tonight at the Palace Hotel
Ballroom!
You two girls, you on the motorcycle, and it's ladies night.
*****Section 125 Gas Station
Gas Station attendant: We're outta gas.
Jake: Yeup, mind if we fill'er up?
Gas Station attendant: Nope, we're outta gas. The tanker truck's late.
Gas Station attendant: Shoulda been here hours ago.
Elwood: Want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield?
<<<Twiggy is the model left waiting in her convertible by Elwood.>>>
*****Section 126 Hotel (Where are they?)
Where are they?
*****Section 127 Gas station (So maybe...)
So maybe...
*****Section 130 Cop dispatcher's office
Thanks Marvin.
Debbie, get me troopers Davel and Mont.
*****Section 131 Hotel (I don't see...)
I don't see...
*****Section 132 Gas station ($94)
Elwood: OK, that will be 94 dollars...
Twiggy: Here's 95.
Elwood: Here's a dollar change.
Elwood: So... listen. If your date tonight don't work out for any
reason... there's a motel up there on the interstate... maybe we could
say... meet? Around... midnight?
Twiggy: I'll think about it, Elwood. Okay?
*****Section 133 Hotel (crowd clapping impatiently)
(Crowd clapping impatiently.)
*****Section 134 Tunnel (Head hurts...)
Head hurts.
You better get bright pal.
.... as soon as they open in the morning.
*****Section 135 Hotel (crowd chanting impatiently)
Crowd: We want the show.
(song "Minnie the Moocher")
*****Section 136 Outside Hotel by RV
Elwood: This is glue. Strong stuff.
*****Section 137 Hotel (Orange Whip)
(Jake and Elwood run through the ladies bathroom.)
Well... can you guys go for an Orange Whip?
Anyone want an orange whip?
(Pointing) Orange Whip?
Orange whip?
(Pointing at cop Lackey) Three Orange Whips!
<<<Folks claim an orange whip is made of either:
1) orange juice and Jagermeister (which is Cabbage liquor
2) whipped orange drink like an Orange Julius. Non-alchoholic.
Anyone know for sure?>>>
(song "Everybody needs somebody")
*****Section 138 Sewer Tunnel (Jake removes sunglasses)
Jake: It wasn't my fault! Really it wasn't! An old friend came in
out of town! The car ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have
enough money for cab fare! The tux didn't come back from the cleaners!
There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY
FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Please don't kill us
Oh, Jake...
*****Section 139 Car under bridge
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half
a packet of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
*****Section 140 Hotel (Twiggy waiting)
(Twiggy waiting for Elwood.)
*****Section 141 Police Road Blocks
Cop: 1974 Dodge sedan.
(Nazi monitoring cop channel)
Jake, wake up, I gotta pull over...
Cop: Southbound on state four seven.
Cop: Hi, wanna hand me the mike?
Cop: This is car...(to officer) What car is this?
Cop: Five Five.
Cop: This is car 55...we're in a truck, he he he.
Dispatch Cop: The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of
the Blues Brothers has been approved.
(They're going 118 mph.)
*****Section 142 The big chase scene (tm)
Nazi: Sir, I have always loved you...
Elwood: This is definitely Lower Wacker Drive. We should soon be
coming upon the Honorable Richard J. Daley Plaza.
SWAT Team: "Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut..."
Let's go.
(sign says "Back in 5 minutes.")
Can I help you?
St. Helen of the ....
5,000 bucks.
And here is your receipt. <<<Steven Spielburg>>>
*****Section 143 Jailhouse Rock Scene
Joe Walsh is the first prisoner that jumps up on the table in the
closing Jailhouse Rock scene.
(sign says: "It's never too late to mend.")
(song: "Jailhouse Rock")
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*****Section 200 Music lyrics
*****Section 210 Lyrics to "Rawhide."
Rawhide
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Though the streams are swollen..
Keep them dogies rollin'
Rawhide!
All the things I'm missin
Good viddles love and kissin
Are waitin at the end of my ride.
Head 'em up, Move 'em out...
*****Section 220 Lyrics to "Stand by your man."
Stand by your man
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
But if he loves you
Try to hold unto him
After all he's just a man
*****Section 230 Lyrics to "She caught the Katy."
She caught the Katy, and left me a mule to ride.
She caught the Katy, and left me a mule to ride.
Well, my baby caught the Katy, left me a mule to ride,
The train pulled out, I swung on behind.
Crazy about her, That hard headed woman of mine.
<<< "Katy" is referring to the Missouri-Kansas-Texas railroad. Its
initials are MKT also known as "Katy.">>>
*****Section 240 Lyrics to "Everybody Needs Somebody."
Everybody Needs Somebody
Transcribed from the soundtrack of "The Blues Brothers"
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight, and we
would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois'
law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace
Hotel Ballroom at this time. We sincerely hope that you enjoy the show.
And please remember people, no matter who you are, and whatever you do
to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that make us
all the same: you, me, him, them -- everybody, everybody!
Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody to love
Someone to love (Someone to love)
Sweetheart to miss (Sweetheart to miss)
Sugar to kiss (Sugar to kiss)
I need you, you, you
I need you, you, you
I need you, you, you in the morning
I need you, you, you when my soul's on fire
Sometimes I feel, I feel a little sad inside
When my baby mistreats me, I never never have a place to hide, I need
you, you, you!
I need you, you, you!
I need you, you, you!
I need you, you, you!
You know people when you do find somebody, hold that woman, hold that
man, love him, hold him, squeeze her, please her, hold, squeeze and
please that person, give 'em all your love, signify your feelings with
every gentle caress, because it's so important to have the special
somebody to hold, kiss, miss, squeeze, and please.
Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody to love
Someone to love (Someone to love)
Sweetheart to miss (Sweetheart to miss)
Sugar to kiss (Sugar to kiss)
I need you, you, you
I need you, you, you
I need you, you, you in the morning
I need you, you, you when my soul's on fire
*****Section 250 Lyrics to "Sweet Home Chicago."
SWEET HOME CHICAGO
{ guitar intro }
Come on, oh baba don't you want to go
Oh come on, oh baba don't you want to go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home chicago
(( Come on, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Hida-hey, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Oh sweet home chicago ))
Well one and one is two
Six and two is eight
Come on baba don't you make me late
(( Hida-hey, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Sweet home chicago ))
(( Come on, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Oh come on, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Sweet home chicago ))
{ nifty bass runs start }
{ guitar solo }
Six and three is nine
Nine and nine is eighteen
Look there brother baby and you'll see what I've seen
(( Hida-hey, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( Sweet home chicago ))
(( Oh come on, baba don't you want to go-oh-ooh ))
(( Come on, baba don't you want to go ))
(( Back to that same old place ))
(( My sweet home chicago ))
{ bass runs throughout }
{ baratone sax solo }
{ trombone solo }
{ sax solo }
{ piano solo }
{ jam } { END } { watch }