They're coming...

The newest ranks, as they are checked for faults. Note the numbers tattooed on the rumps.

.Mezzanine (open) is here. Play Stage (open) is here. Nightfox (daydreaming) is relaxing on the gallery bench.
Shiver (distracted) is sprawled out on the Sofa.
Female: Shiver, Olive_Guest, Holle, illogical, GeorgiaGirl, Katyia, Guest, Solstice, and Alvareda.
Male: Koy, Scarab, Hammer, Brown_Guest, Green_Guest, Ochre_Guest, Ruddy_Guest, Ultraviolet_Guest, Ebony_Guest, Blue_Guest, Ecru_Guest, Rosy_Guest, Yellow_Guest, Copper_Guest, Teal_Guest, Lavender_Guest, Red_Guest, Beige_Guest, and Pink_Guest. Other: Nightfox (vulpine).
Hammer waits for them to start spewing "FUK HAMER THE OPRESOR.
Solstice grins at Hammer.
Holle [to Pink_Guest]: when the colors run out, then what you gonna do?
Yellow_Guest says, "Ranks listen up!!!!"
Solstice exclaims, "TEN HUT!"
Solstice exclaims, "LINE UP! SINGLE FILE!"
Holle ponders a goat soup for dinner.. mmmm
Yellow_Guest says, "shit.. we need more troops!"
Silver_Guest teleports in.
Yellow_Guest says, "standby!"
illogical says, "and with this, I think I'm going to go kill myself."
Solstice hugs Scarab warmly.
Illogical leaves for places unknown, and chocolate too!
Silver_Guest says, "gues t central (a stammer ?)"
Solstice asks Red_Guest, "What is your mission? WHO IS YOUR LEADER?!"
Technicolor_Guest teleports in.
Fawn_Guest teleports in.
Solstice purrs adoringly at Scarab.
Holle sighs.. figures they're all males.. as if women can't serve in the military, even if it's a goat military.. I'm saddened by this
Yellow_Guest [to Solstice]: I am the leader, human!
Solstice grins at Holle.
Yellow_Guest [to Holle]: it's easier this way.. we are actually all female goats!
Solstice mounts Yellow_Goat_Guest.
Holle yells to tha goat army, "WOMAN HATERS DIE IN HELL!"
Yellow_Guest teleports in.
Copper_Guest teleports in.
Solstice exclaims, "stop movin the goats!"
Teal_Guest teleports in.
Lavender_Guest teleports in.
Red_Guest teleports in.
Scarab laughs
Beige_Guest teleports in.
Holle says, "have all the colors been exhausted, please let me know when that happens"
Pink_Guest teleports in.
Russet_Guest teleports in.
Periwinkle_Guest teleports in.
Rosy_Guest teleports in.
Ecru_Guest teleports in.
Plaid_Guest teleports in.
Blue_Guest teleports in.
Ebony_Guest teleports in.
Ultraviolet_Guest teleports in.
Crimson_Guest teleports in.
Cyan_Guest teleports in.
Matte_Guest teleports in.
Crimson_Guest says, "what is going on ?"
Ruddy_Guest teleports in.
Solstice falls down laughing.
Holle has a goat mission.. interested billy?
Scarab grins, "This is a first
Ochre_Guest teleports in.
Khaki_Guest teleports in.
Technicolor_Guest teleports in.
Fawn_Guest teleports in.
Hammer gonna write a petition...*p:one_guest_per_site
Yellow_Guest [to Hammer]: What are we doing to you, asshole?
Solstice exclaims to Hammer, "no!"
night_geometry says, "whoa"
Holle chooses goat guests over foot kissin guests anyday
Yellow_Guest says, "We come in peace, damn it!"
Red_Guest says, "Hammer.. what a loser!"
Holle [to Yellow_Guest]: I have a mission
Pink_Guest says, "fuk hamer the opresor!"
Beige_Guest says, "what a dinnk!"
Teal_Guest says, "cocksucker!"
Holle [to Hammer]: happy now?
Yellow_Guest says, "I say we stab him!!"
Pink_Guest says, "Kill him!"
Ebony_Guest says, "kill hammer!"
Solstice exclaims to Hammer, "you have henceforth brought on an onslaught of spam!"
Plaid_Guest says, "HAMMER SHALL DIE!!!!!"
Solstice exclaims, "ram him with your goat horns!"
Yellow_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Copper_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Teal_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Lavender_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Red_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Hammer says to Holle, "Why? Whats going on?"
Beige_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Holle oh fines no one interested in my mission
Pink_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Solstice says to Holle, "they're busy raming hammer"
Russet_Guest teleports in.
Russet_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Holle [to Hammer]: you were wating for the hammer the opressor (spelled badly) and there it came
Periwinkle_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Rosy_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Ecru_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Plaid_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Blue_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Ebony_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Ultraviolet_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Hammer @gag-site'd them. Problem solved.
Cyan_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Matte_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Ruddy_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Ochre_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Khaki_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Technicolor_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Fawn_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!
Holle admires the co-ordination it must take to operate the gat army, but not that much
Yellow_Guest says, "Bastard!"
Solstice rams into hamer the opresor!
Solstice says, "oops"
Yellow_Guest says, "Attention all ranks! @refuse all and @gag Hammer the opresor!!!"
Scarab CACKLES
Yellow_Guest says, "who's next.."
Lavender_Guest grunts.
Ultraviolet_Guest snorts.
Holle would sit, but these goats were obviously never potty trained.. someone take them out to shit please?
Ecru_Guest bleets.
Holle [to Lavender_Guest]: grunting..?? please poop outside, thanks
Lavender_Guest [to Holle]: I don't need to shit. if you must talk with me, talk to the head rank please, thanks!
Yellow_Guest says, "all right Ranks!"
Holle [to Lavender_Guest]: alrighty
Holle [to Yellow_Guest]: have yer ranks shit outside, please?
Yellow_Guest says, "No wizards are currently logged in!"
Yellow_Guest says, "fuk tiferet and hamer the opresors!"
Solstice exclaims, "yeah fuck them! fuck them right in the ear!"
Solstice asks, "whoah what's gotten into me?"
Yellow_Guest gives Solstice the High 5!
Holle [to Solstice]: the goat smell
Yellow_Guest says, "need more ranks!"
Yellow_Guest says, "standby"
Holle going to take up a job as the goat army's cook, cuz whoever is feeding them and making them shit all over, must be stopped!
Yellow_Guest wavers and vanishes into insubstantial mist.
Solstice says, "uh oh"
wallflower says, "ew."
Holle [to Solstice]: this was a pretty poor goat army showing, in my opinion
Holle says, "not at all entertaining"
Solstice says, "indeed, we need more bloodshed"
Solstice says, "the raming was good though"
Brown_Guest teleports in.
Mauve_Guest teleports in.
Silver_Guest teleports in.
Green_Guest teleports in.
Magenta_Guest teleports in.
Guest teleports in.
Purple_Guest teleports in.
Yellow_Guest teleports in.
Copper_Guest goes down (so to speak...).
Copper_Guest teleports in.
Teal_Guest teleports in.
Red_Guest teleports in.
Beige_Guest teleports in.
Pink_Guest teleports in.
Tyger teleports in.
Beige_Guest drips.
Tyger laughs!
Tyger [to Alvareda]: you're up to no good.
Crimson_Guest teleports in.
Solstice snickers.
Hammer has been thrown out of the room.
Alvareda [to Tyger]: huh?
YOU FEEL SOMETHING WET ON YOUR FACE.....SPERMSLINGER IS HERE!!! HE'S CRUDE SO WATCH OUT!V Female: Holle and Alvareda.
Male: Scarab, Lavender_Guest, Periwinkle_Guest, Rosy_Guest, Ecru_Guest, Blue_Guest, Ebony_Guest, Ultraviolet_Guest, Cyan_Guest, Matte_Guest, Ruddy_Guest, Ochre_Guest, Khaki_Guest, Technicolor_Guest, Fawn_Guest, Brown_Guest, Mauve_Guest, Silver_Guest, Green_Guest, Magenta_Guest, Guest, Purple_Guest, Yellow_Guest, Red_Guest, Beige_Guest, Pink_Guest, Koy, Spermslinger, Russet_Guest, and Plaid_Guest. Other: wallflower (neuter).
Lavender_Guest says, "HAHAHAHAHA"
Red_Guest says, "who can we kill now..."
Copper_Guest teleports in.
wallflower sneaks up behind Red_Guest and snaps his neck with a swift, elegant motion.
He falls dead on the floor.
Holle [to Red_Guest]: I had a mission for you, but noooooooooooooo.. you were to busy
Whoever said "Diamonds are a girl's best friend." obviously never slept with Hammer.
In the distance you hear someone's alarm clock going off.
Lavender_Guest wavers and vanishes into insubstantial mist.
Red_Guest says, "who wants to die.."
Red_Guest [to Crimson_Guest]: FUCK YOU!!!!
Technicolor_Guest [to Crimson_Guest]: Traitor!
Matte_Guest [to Crimson_Guest]: evil demon!
Solstice falls down laughing.
Ebony_Guest [to Crimson_Guest]: demonic whore!
Solstice says, "YEAH"
Beige_Guest says, "Everyone ram into Hammer!!!"
Holle asks, "oh my god.. the horror.. the goat army turns on itself?"
Beige_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!!
Pink_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!!
Russet_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!!
Periwinkle_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!!
Rosy_Guest rams into hamer the opresor!!
Beige_Guest says, "RETREAT FOR LR!!!!!!!!!!!"
In the distance you hear someone's alarm clock going off.
Red_Guest wavers and vanishes into insubstantial mist.
Solstice shrieks.
Pink_Guest teleports out.
Russet_Guest teleports out.
Periwinkle_Guest teleports out.
Rosy_Guest teleports out.
Ecru_Guest teleports out.
Plaid_Guest teleports out.
Beige_Guest teleports out.
Blue_Guest teleports out.
Ebony_Guest teleports out.
Ultraviolet_Guest teleports out.
Cyan_Guest teleports out.
Matte_Guest teleports out.
Ruddy_Guest teleports out.
Ochre_Guest teleports out.
Khaki_Guest teleports out.
Technicolor_Guest teleports out.
Fawn_Guest teleports out.
Brown_Guest teleports out.
Mauve_Guest teleports out.
Silver_Guest teleports out.
Magenta_Guest teleports out.
Green_Guest teleports out.
Guest teleports out.
Purple_Guest teleports out.
Yellow_Guest teleports out.
Beige_Guest teleports in.
Pink_Guest teleports in.
Russet_Guest teleports in.
Periwinkle_Guest teleports in.
In the distance you hear someone's alarm clock going off.
Beige_Guest wavers and vanishes into insubstantial mist.
Teal_Guest has arrived.
Rosy_Guest teleports in.
Ecru_Guest teleports in.
Plaid_Guest teleports in.
Blue_Guest teleports in.
Ebony_Guest teleports in.
Ultraviolet_Guest teleports in.
Cyan_Guest teleports in.
Matte_Guest teleports in.
Ruddy_Guest teleports in.
Ochre_Guest teleports in.
Khaki_Guest teleports in.
Technicolor_Guest teleports in.
Fawn_Guest teleports in.
Brown_Guest teleports in.
Mauve_Guest teleports in.
Silver_Guest teleports in.
Green_Guest teleports in.
Magenta_Guest teleports in.
Guest teleports in.
Purple_Guest teleports in.
help...
Yellow_Guest teleports in.
Yellow_Guest says, "shit!!wizzen online!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yellow_Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Yellow_Guest off to bed.
Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Guest off to bed.
Silver_Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Silver_Guest off to bed.
Solstice falls down laughing.
Solstice exclaims, "goat army, disperse!"
Mauve_Guest says, "mass suicide now!!!!"
Mauve_Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Mauve_Guest off to bed.
Technicolor_Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Technicolor_Guest off to bed.
Khaki_Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Khaki_Guest off to bed.
Ruddy_Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Ruddy_Guest off to bed.
Matte_Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Matte_Guest off to bed.
Copper_Guest giggles
Cyan_Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Cyan_Guest off to bed.
Ecru_Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Ecru_Guest off to bed.
Rosy_Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Rosy_Guest off to bed.
Periwinkle_Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Periwinkle_Guest off to bed.
Russet_Guest has disconnected.
The housekeeper arrives to cart Russet_Guest off to bed.
Copper_Guest figured out somebody had hijacked most of the guests
Solstice says, "it could have at least been interesting, like a good ritualistic suicidie"