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Sister Skunk's Beauty Tips Note: this page will not tell you what makeup is good for you. If you need to know that, go to the Cover Girl web site.

1. Unless you're experienced, put on makeup in front of a mirror.
2. If you have a low-cut shirt and a long neck, a necklace helps make you look less like a giraffe.
3. If you have ugly knees, don't wear short skirts.
4. If your hair is dirty, wash it.
5. If all your clothes make you look like a cow, get new clothes.
6. If your clothes smell of mothballs, take them out of the attic.
7. A good helping of mud to the face is good for the pores - just don't run around town sreaming "I have clean pores!!!!"
8. If you have icky hair or no hair at all, get a wig, you fool!
9. Black will make you look skinnier, white will make you look a little chubbier at times, but neon pink spandex will make you look like a fool so don't wear it. (from Banana278's Fun Page )
10. Look at yourself, . If you have gum smothered all over your sneakers, your hair is smushed up into a greasy bun, and your clothes are ripped, dirty, and smell nasty, its time to get a new wardrobe. (Banana278)
11. Beauty is only skin deep. Don't just cleanse your skin, cleanse your soul. (Glitter2)

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