Poetry Corner

Yes, as the nice sign said, this is my own original poetry corner, which means, my dears, that these are my friends', some famous peoples', and my own original poems. So sit back in your rocking chair (I know I am) and read to your heart's content.

Congratulations on your baby Having children really pays 'Cause they're so sweet and cuddly Well, for the first few days.

I know I missed your party. I think I had the flu. Besides, who'd really want to go To a party held by you?

You never have the food I like The rooms always reek So I guess that's why I didn't go To your stinky party, you freak.

Things that are Yucky by Carrotop11

Things that are yucky Come in every shape and sizy They can be tall or skinny Fat or tiny. There are many things that can be yucky Like a... Moldy rubber ducky Or water that is mucky Or maybe you'll be lucky And find a blue headed wucky.

But whatever you do Wherever you go Just beware of the things that are YUCKY!

The Pig by Ogden Nash

The pig, if I am not mistaken, Suppplies us sausage, ham, and bacon Let others say his heart is big -- I call it stupid of the pig.

The Frog Anonymous

What a wonderful bird the frog are -- When he sit, he stand almost; When he hop, he fly almost. He ain't got no sense hardly; He ain't got no tail either. When he sit, he sit on what he ain't got -- almost.

On the Ning Nang Nong by Spike Milligan

On the Ning Nag Nong Where the cows go bong And the monkeys all say boo There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the trees go ping And the tea-pots go jibber jabber joo. On the Nong Ning Nang All the mice go clang And you just can't catch 'em when they do So it's Ning Nang Nong Cows go bong Nong Nang Ning Trees go ping Nong Ning Nang The mice go clang What a noisy place to belong So it's Ning Nang Nong

Birdie, Birdie by Anonymous

Birdie, birdie in the sky, what's that white stuff in my eye? I'm not angry. I won't cry. I'm just glad that cows don't fly!

submitted by: OOYizzy

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