Literary Skunk's Favorite Quotes

- Before you die, there is something you must know about us. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!

- What does that make us?

- Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!

~Dialogue from Spaceballs (a Mel Brooks film)

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we may die.

~Old Roman saying

Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."

"I daresay you haven't had much practice," saud the Queen. "When I was your age I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

~Lewis Carroll, from Alice Through the Looking-Glass

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

~Mae West

Two heads are better than none.

~Jean Green

If the rich could hire people to die for them, the poor could make a great living.

~Jewish proverb

Let a smile be your umbrella, because you're going to get soaked anyway.

~Unknown

Avoid friuts and nuts. You are what you eat.

~Garfield (Jim Davis)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

~Albert Einstein

If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.

~Marlene Dietrich

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

~Lisa Grossman

Success in life means not becoming like your parents.

~Louise Bowie

Dawn! A brand new day! This could be the start of something average.

~Ziggy (Tom Wilson)

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for.

~Earl Warren

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

~Unknown

If it tastes good, it's trying to kill you.

~Roy Qualley

Hopes are like clouds, some of which drift by, while others shed rain.

~ Abu Alah submitted by: Carrotop11

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