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All you trick-ass, money-grubbin' bitches better stay far the fuck away.
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Martial Law: What will CBS think of next?
Kurt Vonnegut: A damn fine author
A Tribe Called Quest: The Best Hip-Hop Group Of All Time (I'm not dissing Puffy, of course.)
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