Malcolm Jamal-Warner's Funhouse

Malcolm Jamal-Warner's Funhouse is a family-oriented radio program that can be heard every Tuesday from 3-5 p.m. on 88.3 The Buzz. It's known for always being on the cutting edge of Total Request Live and its sponsorship from the Christian Coalition. The show features weekly extravaganzas like "Wilson Phillips Wednesday" and "Let's Laugh at People With Shingles!"

BIG ASS NEWS!!!! Going against various reports from Guns N' Ammo magazine, Malcolm Jamal-Warner has decided to return to radio for one more year!

I'm fucking sick and tired of these pretentious pricks at Sports Illustrated for Kids. They think they run the fucking country! They're spreading these damn rumors that my show was over, and now I'm smack dab in the middle of a sexual sandwich between DJ Manuel and Jesus & Joe. I guess that just proves that mass media is a steaming load of crap!

I hope to eventually get a whole buttload of stuff fully functioning on this site, like playlists, home phone numbers, g-spots, etc., but that won't be for a little while.
Check out my PERSONAL SHOW DIARIESthat I type in just minutes after the show's over!

Tune in and become a member of the ministry of Malcolm Jamal-Warner? Join the listeners fan club!!! Just e-mail me and tell me why you think I'm bigger and a whole lot more talented than Jesus. You'll be lucky enough to get your name on this prestigious website!!!!!

Malcolm Jamal-Warner's Funhouse Fan Club

• Byron Leibowitz: "I like the show because it doesn't make sense."
• Jocelyn Rubeck: "It's almost as good as an anal suppository."
• Thomas Panasci: "And I thought O'Riordan's show was good."
• Matthew Eddy: "The Rock digs the choke slam."
• Your Daddy: "I love you, in a purely sexual way."
• John Shaft: "I live in a restricted neighborhood, no hyenas."
• Mr. Blonde: "If everyone listened to ska, there would be no more war."
• Joseph C. Smith: "Burt Reynolds has got a fabulous cock."
• Joseph O'Neill: "While Bob Keyser's not doing that great of a job, Malcolm Jamal-Warner just seems to keep it together anyway."
• Andrew Keenan: "Malcolm Jamal-Warner is hung like a horse."
• Robert A. Keyser: "Malcolm Jamal-Warner is keepin' it wet in the Southern Tier. Joe O'Neill's gay."
• Bryon Federick: "Imagine the Howard Stern show, except without Howard Stern, without Jackie the Joke Man Martling, without Robin Quivers, without Fred, without Stuttering John, without Crackhead Bob, without Hank the Angry Dwarf, without Elephant Boy, without Ralph (Howard's hairdresser), and without Gary "Ba Ba Booey". Now, take this show without any of the previously mentioned people, put it in Olean, New York, at St. Bonaventure University, and put it in a really small radio booth, and have a kid named Joe Sweeney run it, and have the best damn rock and roll music on the planet as the background music. Do you know what you get? Do ya? You get radio magic. Thank you. That's it. Step off, Joe, Step off. Backdafucup."
• "The purpose of a college education is to know a good man when you see him." -Brian Mulligan

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