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This section of Jessica Tandy's a Fine Piece of Ass-O-Rama will give you giant boils on your ass. My buddies in Cannibal Corpsecan help you out with that shit. So don't look to me for help, you stupid bleeding-heart.

This monstrosity was stolen from Wilford Brimley World, because I'm stupid and unoriginal. Thank god I'm alternative.

If you tell me your name, I'll kill you.

Input your E-mail address here so I can stalk you and kill you.

Redd Foxx: Dead or alive?

Give me one reason why I'd want to see you naked

What do you think captures your life best on film?

If you were stranded on a desert island and just HAD to get it on, who would be your partner?

How about a cold one on the house?
No thanks, I don't drink.
After WWII, Japan wanted revenge, not by guns but by ruining our economy.

How exactly do you get jiggy with it?
Very carefully.

I don't know, I'm Al Gore.

John Tesh rules!

John Tesh rules, except he doesn't.

John Tesh rules, except he doesn't, but that's only when I'm drunk and I don't think too good when I'm drunk. Like this one time I had sex with this really fat Hungarian guy and now he won't stop calling me. I told him I wasn't interested, but he said he thinks I'm the one. Kind of like that Elton John song, you know the one off Goodbye Yellow Brick Road? I like that song.

Which of the Hanson brothers would you most like to nail?
Taylor

Zac

Ike

Tina

Did Whoopi Goldberg deserve to win the Oscar for her performance in "Ghost?"
Give me a second to think about that one.
She's Jewish.

What is your favorite track off of Gerardo's breakthrough record "'Mo Ritmo?"

Okay, listen to this. I've heard people criticizing Matchbox 20 all over the place, and I can't take it anymore! First, Journey wasn't hip anymore, and now I'm afraid that my favorite band won't be pushin' shit around no more! If you're as furious as I am, then write to me. If you're a chick, then fuck off.

John Stamos says: Fuck off. Cum back to the Sodomy Palace!

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