Top 5 Garbage tunes ever made

NUMBER 5

Noreiga-Super thug

What the hell is a "super thug"....anyway i think that Nore must have made a worng turn with this one casue the tune made my dog fall over and die. Dont get me worng Nore is a good artist but he must of felt like releasing something bad so he could up hold his "super thug" image. Nore stick with Capone and make those "what what what" not be "shit shit shit"

NUMBER 4

LL cool J= Phenomenon

"mama said not you out" when you wrote this song. where did you manage to make peice of trash....in the toilet!!! Ll came out with some phat tunes off of his previous album MR.SMITH but the predesesor was really horrible. LL, you are close to become a rap icon and you cold fuck yourself over writin this shit.....youll go down with those of the likes of "vanilla ice"

NUMBER 3

Puff Daddy- PE 2000

The playa hater is back and gayer than ever. when I heard this song i started laughing. When i saw the video and watched him start to Dance i think i died. This video should get its own emmy for "Most funnist video made by a total retard" or maybe they should make the "special olmypics" for music videos....but he'll probuly lose cause a guy in a wheel chair could probuly dance better. Puff, P ditty, Sean john, or whatever you want to name yourself, in the words of my boy Bentz, Please BOUNCE and take your "cool" dance moves with you

NUMBER 2

Coolio- Gangster paradise

Anyone who's paradise is this song song whould be shot be a real gangster. This artist who even has a gay name like coolio deserve no respect. He was never good, isnt good and never will be good. I have seen many artist come and go but nevr in this fashion. He had this "cool" song come out in 1996 and never heard of his after that. Maybe if i come out with a "coolio" name like "Phatlio" mabybe ill make million off a herbish song like this. Go join Puffy and bounce(with my luck they'll release a song together called "being cool in shiny suit"

NUMBER 1

MA$E AND HARLEM WORLD

I dont know what to comment about this group excpet tat i know you guys suffer from the EXACT disease. When you rhymes smell exacly like your ass.....after TACO BELL!!!. well Mr. Bad boy, and the name suits you like one of those shiny suit becasue you are truly are "bad" and so is your gay little crew....where are the real Harlem boy so they can take out garbage like this homo and his little friends

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