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Captain Clinton in Outer Space
Yes, the adventures
of Captain Bill Clinton and the crew of the starship Nixon as they
blast off for adventures out in the great unknown!
How Captain Clinton was started
Captain Clinton was all started thanks
to my AP English class. One day, the lesson was particularly boring,
so I decided not to pay attention and do something else. I had been
toying with the idea of writing a web-page for some time, the only problem
was I had no content for it. Thus, from my desperation in boredom,
Captain Clinton was born
Special News Bulletin!!!
Da da da dum! Chapter 2 is here!
It took me long enough, but I wrote Chapter
2! It's full of thrills, chills, and naked women. Oh, wait,
no it's not. Sorry about that, no naked women here. But there
is a kick ass story! So go read Chapter 2. Of course,
if you haven't read Chapter
1 yet, then by all means, do that. Anything else would be stupid.
Yeah, yeah, I'm getting to work.
Chapter 3 is getting written as you read this.
It's just that I've been sort of busy...I actually do have real work
too. First I had Christmas vacation, then I had my English term paper, now
I have midterms...etc. So it's amazing I'm getting anything done regarding
Captain Clinton. But I guarantee you it will be done before the end
of January. I guarantee! You can bet on this baby! Damn right!!
New Feature!
The  Quote of the week!
Perhaps you don't know of the Shaft, the classic seventies blaxploitation
film starring Richard Roundtree as Shaft, the super-cool black private dick
that's a sex machine with all the chicks. If you haven't seen it, rent
it right now!!! Anyway, I'm instituting a new feature, the Shaft
quote of the week. Every week there will be a new quote from the coolest
fictional character on Earth, John Shaft.
This week's quote:
"Shaft: You're a cagey spook, Bumpy.
Bumpy: You ride a tall horse, Mr. Shaft."
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