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The utterly thrilling links page

-The Onion: This is the coolest fucking site ever. Seriously. The Onion is an absolutely hilarious fake newspaper, where the old saying "Truth is stranger than fiction" is proved false. This fiction is pretty damn funny.

-Afrosquad: If ever The Onion were to for some odd reason not be the coolest fucking site ever, then this site should take its place. I can't really explain it, but you just have to go. Really. It's absolutely incredible.

-The Schreiber Times On-line: The on-line version of my school paper, where I'm the features editor. It's pretty okay...sometimes...oh, what am I saying?! We suck!!! We're awful!!!!

-The Web O' Sarcasm: The Web O' Sarcasm, another great site. It's sort of hard to explain, beyond the fact that it's sarcastic. Obviously.

-New York Jets Homepage: The homepage for my favorite football team, the New York Jets. As a season ticket holder I've watched those losers suck more times than I can count. Why couldn't I be a fan of a good team, like the 49ers or the Packers?