Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a DIET coke...

Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

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*MaNnErZ & PeRsOnaL TrAiTz*

You flirt with a foolish grin on your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly.

You know how to play Pusoy and Mah-Jong (well I do, do u?)

You add an unwarranted "H" to your name, i.e. "Jhun," "Bhoy," Rhon."

You check the labels on clothes to see where it was made.

You consistently arrive 30 minutes late for all events.

You know wha a "Barrel Man" is ->> you pull up that big barrel and you see something that looks familiar. schwing...!

You have aunts and uncles named "Baby," "Girlie," or "Boy."

You have a family member who has a nickname that repeats itself, i.e., "Deng-Deng," "Ling-Ling," or "Bing-Bing."etc.

You know that "chocolate stew" is not really made with chocolate.

Mostly all pinoiz and pinaiz were "trained" to talk slang..e.g Wussupperz, buh biyerz, okierz, welperz, etc...

Is it just meh or do most Pinaiz always talk sh*t bout other peeps when there's nothing else to do?

You wear da name brands...Polo Sport, Timerland, Mecca, Nautica, Dkny, Espirit, Dng, Nike, Ck, Cybertek, Lugz, Guess, and all da other

All pinoiz n pinaiz love and could write poetry hella good.

You're da BOMB ***

You represent your pinoy/pinay pride to the fullest!!