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Sounds from all the epsiodes
Not Without My Anus
An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
Death
Volcano
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Pinkeye
Weight Gain 4000
Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
Starvin Marvin
Sounds from the Anal Probe epsiode
The jaunty little closing music
Faster Version of the South Park Theme Song
South Park Theme Song
know it was just a dream, I know I didn't have an anal probe...
Don't kick the baby.
I love to sing-a, about the moon-a and the June-a...
I'm not fat, I'm bigboned.
Somebody's baking brownies.
But Mom, I don't want to spend time with my little friends...
Ow, that hurt! You buttlicker!
I don't want powered donut pancake surprise!
It's my turn...
Chef's song of advice to the boys.
Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs.
Well, that does sound pretty good...
...and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon, and discovered France.
..not under alien control!
Cows turn themselves inside out all the time
No, Mr. Garrison, I'm fine..... *FART*
Yeah, whatever you fat bitch.
Go find him damnit!
...sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control?
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
I don't want to ask Mr. Hat...
Mr. Hat gets pissed.
Holy crap!
Chef discusses what an anal probe is...
Don't try any of your cow hypnosis on me.
Ow! My ass!
No kitty, this is my pot pie...
I am seriously getting pissed off right now...
Stan wants to kiss, Wendy Testaburger!
Sure you guys. Whatever.
Mrs. Cartman talks her son into an after-school snack.
Just an eensy weensy woowoo?
I would if I could you sonuvabitch!
Haha! Mr. Hat yelled at you.
Ike says something or other.
Sounds From Weight Gain 4000
The bitch must die!
Damn, he could be anyway, send out an APB.
BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE!
...goddamn, that's a big fat ass!
You've got to come out of your precious bubble sooner or later..
Black as the night itself, Mayor.
... hang up the lights! String up the banners! Castrate the cows!
... and lick every inch of your body with my tongue...
Do you have a feather on your head?
CARTMAN, GODDAMNIT!
Daaamn woman, I just gave you sweet lovin' 5 minutes ago...
Is there somewhere in town where I can get a good shot, er view....
You'll sit in front of the TV and eat Cheesy Poofs, ass master!
The entire WG4000 commercial.
Follow your dream. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!
'm gonna be on television... I'm gonna be on television!
That'll be wonderful, won't it Mr. Hat? KILL HER!
would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
... and I'm looking totally ripped... Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
Sweet, check me out. I'm such a beefcake, I can't even fit through the door.
You talking to me? I don't see anybody else around here, so you must be talking to me.
Yeah, I'm really starting to fill out nicely...
Oh, look! Another hippie. Peace Wendy.
Nobody hates rainbows..
and I'm looking totally ripped... Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonaise
We can not have our children beating each other senseless in front of Kathy Lee Gifford!
Well, three times bigger then Frank Gifford's anyway
Sweet, check me out. I'm such a beefcake, I can't even fit through the door.
Kathy Lee loves children...
Screw you, hippie!
You talking to me? I don't see anybody else around here, so you must be talking to me.
Uh, you know, this and that...
To hell with Kathy Lee Gifford.
It is too late for me, young Wendy.
Its all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap.
Er, yeah yeah, whatever.
When is this going to be on the air?
Eric whines just a bit to his mother.
Yeah, I'm really starting to fill out nicely...
Sounds from Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
The school can't afford helmets for everybody...
Thatta boy Spark! Go get her.... ahwwww crap.
Elementary school alumni?
Hey, wait a minute, why the hell does he get an A Minus?
We treat star athletes better because they're better people.
I'm sssuper, thankss for asssking.
Boom! No more Middle Park players, hahaha!
I don't want a gay dog. I want a butch dog. I want a Rin-Tin-Tin.
John Stamos's brother can do it.
Oh! My carrot cake!
An odd, 'non' South Park sound closing theme.
Do you like to dance?
Good boy. Now... don't be gay! Don't be gay, Spark.
Stan's post football game speech.
...evil right down to their cold black hearts, which not pump blood like yours and mine...
We have all sorts of gay animals here at Big Gay Al's.
Tell them that there are gay animals here that need homes.... desssperately.
That is the gayest dog I have ever seen.
Over here we have a gay lion...
That's right! You get back there!
I just act that way to get chicks, dumbass.
Now you go outside and practice football like a good little heterosexual.
You've got to hold your football like your lover...
That dog is a gay homosexual.
haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant...
...I am the way for you, my children. Let's open the phone lines back up for some questions.
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since...
Yes, he's been decapitated!
Did you guys see me block that defense today? I was kicking ass!
I haven't seen so many children molested since...
Chrisitans and Republicans and Nazis, oh my!
Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog!
Stan forgot to mention that his dog is a gay homosexual.
I haven't seen a beating like that since Rodney King...
We're all big gay friends here. Would you like to live with us?
Loving you is easy because you're beautiful... du di doo doo!
We're not sad anymore because we're out the closet door!
No way, dude. My mom says god hates gay people. Thats why he... smoked the sodomies in France.
He doing something to his ass. He's not kicking it, but he's definitely doing somethinng to his ass.
An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig
I have created things that will change the world for the better...
I present to you, the 5 assed monkey...
You put all of the people of South Park in jeopardy...
You boys have been watching the 'X' Files too much... theres no such thing as...
And here, of course is my 4 assed ostrich, and my 4 assed mongoose.
Hey, you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Hey Stan, where did you get that black eye?
You know, its amazing what we can do with a little blood sample these days.
Oh thank Buddah I found you boys.
... immediately kill him and burn his body...
Can I help you?
And over here, Swiss cheese spliced with chalk, and a beard.
Chef and Elton John create the mood...
Come on Fluffy!
Hey, you're that crazy cracker from up on the hill...
He's terribly dangerous. His brain is identical to yours!
I know a certain young man who is itching for detention!
Eegads, he's out of control, we'll have to destroy him!
Well good job, Einstien, why don't we just build a rocket in the meantime...
...hey woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies.
It wasn't me Uncle Jumbo, it was my evil, genetic clone.
Oh my god, they cloned a foot!
French people piss me off.
The bad kids discuss the 'gay' clone.
Halfway? Then all you got is a stupid, gay pig.
Mr. Garrison tells the kids about Genetic Engineering.
Oh? Then I guess you get an F.
Do what I do. Get them good and drunk
You can keep your hands off of Fluffy's ass.
Me Stan. Butt chomp. Butt chewy chomp. Butt chewy chomp...
Headgear? What headgear?
Hello children.
Damn, I wonder how drunk he needs to be to make sweet love to the pig?
You're not using any of Fluffy's blood, cuz I'll kick you in the nuts.
No elephant is going to make love to my Fluffy... Kyle! I'll kick you in the nnnnuts.
Why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and make me dance for you...
Haven't you ever heard that song by Loverboy?
Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice!
Sounds from the Volcano epsiode
I don't think 8 year old kids drink beer
My mom says there's alot of black people in Africa.
Christ, Ned, what did you have for breakfast?
Christ, look at that little bastard go!
Jimbo passes out the necessities of hunting.
Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.
Jimbo's speech is interrupted by a bird.
I'm not hysterical. I just don't want to shoot the bunny.
Cartoon's kick ass.
Gosh, I hope he doesn't cut me with his celery hand.
It's comin' right for us!
Holy Crap!
Look a volcano! Quick, duck and cover!
Ned says hi to Mrs. Cartman
Democrats piss me off!
Goddamnit don't shoot me.
Hi kids, I'm TV's Patrick Duffy.
Ned and Jimbo show Kenny the proper way of fishing.
Danforth, pull up flank! Watch out for Charlie up in the trees!
Ned vows never to use a gun again.
Frrrriend.
The mayor talks about her geologist.
Mmmm, holy crap!
Stan, do you want to know what I think?
Ned burns.
...but Kenny's dead, and you're always going to be my nephew.
Kenny's death.
Maybe your mom can give me a kiss too, Cartman.
Ned sings Kumbaya.
Chef's 'Lava' Song.
The educational filmstrip 'Lava And You' in its enirety.
Hey, I'll blow your freaking head off.
This is like the gun I used in 'Nam.
Cartman describes the monster of the mountain....
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