Do you get tired of hearing the same lifeless modern rock songs by the same boring, pretentious DJs? Do you wish 88.3 FM, The Buzz didn't suck?
The New Buzz Order can help you express those opinions. Founded by four rogue DJs and sponsored by nobody, the New Buzz Order (NBO) is fed up with the way things are being run at the radio station and we want the whole campus to know it. The NBO supports the hostile takeover of the powers-that-be at the Buzz and seeks the assasination of Dave Matthews...but we need your help.
Right now you're probably asking yourself: "How can I join?" Well, first answer these three easy questions:
1)Do I like ridiculing the Board of Directors?
2)Do I hate the Dave Matthews Band?
3)Do I have a sense of humor?
If you answered "no" to any of the above questions then you are not NBO material, chump. But, on
the other hand, if you answered "yes" to all three, then welcome to the revolution!
