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Lyrics to Hulk Rules

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1.Hulkster's in the House
2.American Made
3.Hulkster's Back
4.Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
5.Bad to the Bone
6.I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
7.Beach Patrol
8.Hulk's the One
9.Hulkster in Heaven
10.Hulk Rules



Hulkster's in the House

The Hulkster's in the house
Check him out, check him out
Get up off your seat
He's got a brand new beat

CHORUS:
When the going gets tough
The tough get rough
Hey hey, ho ho...c'mon let's go
Hey hey, ho ho...c'mon let's go

The Hulkster's in the room
You know he's on the move
I can feel it in my feet
We're moving to the beat

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We're rocking down the house
The band is playing loud
We're blowing off the roof
And we're gonna rock 'n roll

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American Made

He's got the red, white, and blue running through his veins
He was born and raised in the U.S. of A
He's government inspected, he's U.S. grade
If you mess with the flag it's like a slap in his face

CHORUS:
He's American Made...American
He's American Made...A real American
He's American Made...American
He's American Made...A real American
He's American, American made

He's got the stars and stripes running through his veins
He was born and raised the American way
He wears the heart of his country on his sleeve
He'll fight for your freedom if you really believe

CHORUS

He was born and raised in the U.S. of A
He'll fight for your freedom if you really believe

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Hulkster's Back

Oh my God
Check out the pump, brother!

Want a gnaw?
What's up, dude?

I was born, I was bred, I was southern fed
I got a crazy idea runnin' through my head
California is the place that I had to be
Then a speech in the pit really set me free

CHORUS:
Hey check out the pythons baby
Would you look at that
Hey check out the pythons baby
The Hulkster's back

I was hangin', I was bangin', I was turnin' it on
Everybody on the beach knew it wouldn't be long
I took a belt, it was Flair's, I don't really care
In the hands of the Maniacs we can all share

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Fortune and fame was his middle name
He got as high as the sky but he remained the same
With the trainin' and the prayers and the vitamins too
Don't mess with us or we'll beat you too

CHORUS

Yo Ted Turner, you wanna arm wrestle?

What's up, dawg?

Check out the pump, chump!

Riding my Harley D in the wind, brother

Test the power!

Traning, prayers, and vitamins

Oooh...look at that new vein in my tricep


Wrestling Boot Traveling Band

I packed up my boots and I jumped in my car
And I headed for the Sunshine State
And when I got there I gave her a call
She said everything was great
I needed some time with the boys
And she needed her time and space

CHORUS:
So I'll lay on the beach and get me a tan
And I'll play my music with the boys in the band
And I'll send you a postcard whenever I can
Sincerely, the Wrestling Boot Traveling Band

I met a girl on the beach yesterday
And she looked a lot like you
She heard the band play late last night
And she thought the bass player was cute
She was down here on her vacation
Because she needed her time and space

CHORUS 2:
So we'll lay on the beach and get us a tan
And we'll listen to the music with boys in the band
And I'll send you a postcard whenever I can
Sincerely, the Wrestling Boot Traveling Band

CHORUS 2


Bad to the Bone

C'mon baby we're a-going for a ride
Put your arms around me and a-hold on tight
Turn up the music 'cause we wanna hear it loud
The girls all know that it's a boy's night out

CHORUS:
'Cause we're bad, bad, bad...to the bone
To the bone

Head out on the highway, let the Harley rip 'n roll
Hammer down the throttle, give that baby some more
Turn up the volume 'cause we like to rock 'n roll
The girls all know that we're outta control

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Turn up the volume 'cause we like to rock 'n roll
The girls all know that we're outta control

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I Want to be a Hulkamaniac

CHORUS:
I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends
I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends

If you want to be a Hulkamaniac
I can sure tell you how to stay on track
You gotta train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins too
These are all the things that Maniacs do
Positive thoughts and positive deeds
These are the things that'll make you succeed
Always be good to your family and friends
'Cause they're the only one's that'll be there in the end

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If you're looking for something cool to do
Just pick good friends to be with you
Always watch out where you are at
You may be judged where you hang your hat
Can you feel the muscic, can you feel the beat
You don't need drugs to move your feet
When the dealer tries to push on you
Just tell him what you're gonna do

CHORUS

Try to do good each and every day
Don't give up nothin' bad to say
Always go swimming with a buddy
Work real hard and always study
If you want to be real real cool
Don't be so stupid and play the fool
Get your education each and every day
These are all the things that the Maniacs say

CHORUS


Beach Patrol

I was walkin' down the beach lookin' for some action
Had my radio set on a rap rap station
Saw a girl in trouble, a sticky situation
She wanted me to give her mouth-to-mouth recesitation

CHORUS:
We are the Beach Patrol
We want to party, party, party
We are the Beach Patrol
We want to party, party, party

We were cruisin' down the beach checkin' out the action
Had my radio rockin' to a heavy metal station
Puttin' on some shades, tryin' to catch some rays
When I caught the lifeguard messin' with my babe

CHORUS

Whoop there it is, whoop there it is
You better watch out here comes my boyfriend
Pump it up, pump it up, pump up the bass

Whoop there it is, check it out, check it in
You'll be six feet deep if you touch my girlfriend
You know this homeboy can lose control
You just don't mess with the Beach Patrol

CHORUS

When you're hangin' at the beach you can see so much
Look all you want but you better not touch
Take it from me, don't lose control
'Cause you're gonna have to deal with the Beach Patrol

CHORUS

Pump it up, pump it up, pump up the bass

Hey girlfriend!

Yo dudes, should we call 911?

Whoops there it is, slam into it baby, slam into it, slam into it...homeboy

Backseat baby...when you're ready

Yo dudes!

Hey girlfriend

Whoop there it is, whoop there it is, whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoop there it is


Hulk's the One

They say your heart is made out of stone
You got me hanging by a string
My friends all tell me you're bad to the bone
Please be bad to me

CHORUS:
You're the one...the only one
Hulk's the only one for me
He's the man...the only man
Hulk's the only man for me

You had me hooked from that very first look
You got me down on my knees
When you turned on the charm, I heard the alarm
I should have called the police

CHORUS

My friends all tell me I'm under your spell
But I'm too blind to see
You held on so strong and then you are gone
You turned the lights out on me

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Hulkster in Heaven

I read it in the papers, I saw it on TV
I guess there'll be one empty seat when I wrestle at Wimbely
I used to tear my shirt, but now you've torn my heart
I knew you were a Hulkamaniac right from the very start

CHORUS:
You were my friend
I'll see you again
When the Hulkster comes to Heaven
We'll tag up again
The world just lost another Hulkamaniac
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again
You were my friend
I'll see you again

When I climb back in the ring, you know I'll win this fight
I wish you were here at ringside to cheer me on tonight
The spotlight now grows dim, and now it's not on me
The prayers we said together are still our guarantee

CHORUS

The world just lost, the world just lost
My friend, he's my friend

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Hulk Rules

When he steps into the ring he's ready for a fight
His twenty-four inch pythons are loaded up tonight
Everybody's talking trash, but he knows that talk is cheap
If you mess with the Hulkster he'll rearrange your teeth

CHORUS:
Whoa...whoa...the Hulkster rules
Whoa...whoa...the Hulkster rules
Oh yeah!

If you ever get in trouble and you need a helping hand
Just call on the Hulkster and he will be your friend
He'll stand up for your freedom, he'll stand up for your rights
United you both will stand, together you will fight

CHORUS



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All lyrics interpreted 5/98 by Matthew Eddy and reprinted without permission.