The Pill
Loretta Lynn
You wined me, and
dined me, when I was your girl.
Promised if I’d be
your wife, You’d show me the world
But all I’ve seen of
this ole world is a bed and a doctor bill
I’m tearing down
your brooder house, cause now I’ve got the pill
All these years I’ve
stayed at home, while you had all your fun
And every year that’s
gone by, another baby’s come
There’s gonna be
some changes made right here on nursery hill
You’ve set this
chicken your last time, cause now I’ve got the pill
This old maternity
dress I’ve got, is going in the garbage
The clothes I’m
wearing from now, on won’t take up so much yardage
Mini skits, hot
pants, and a few little fancy frills
Yea I’m making up
for all those years, since I’ve got the pill
I’m tired of all
your crowing, how you and your hens play
While holding a
couple in my arms, anothers on the way
This chickens done
tore up her nest, and I’m ready to make a deal
And you can’t afford
to turn it down, cause you know I’ve got the pill
This incubator is
over used, because you’ve kept it filled
But feeling good
comes easy now, since I’ve got the pill
It’s getting dark,
it’s roosting time, tonight’s to good to be real
Aah but daddy don’t
you worry none, cause mama’s got the pill
Oh daddy don’t you
worry none, cause mama’s got the pill
