W.C. FIELDS' CARD TRICK
"Ah yes...how well I remember the Christmas Day I died...I was delivered into a bliss quite similar to that obtained by spiritus fermenti. In other words, I was utterly unconscious to ninnies, nags and dogs.

However, my ashes have somehow gotten into "cyberspace," and I am now doomed to performing a ridiculous card trick at Ron Smith's website.

So...pick a card...

Touch your finger to the screen and point to the card you've selected. Do you have it memorized? What a genius. Good, good. Say the name of your card in your mind and...Click.... HERE. Here, that is...