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TITANIC

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If you plan to see Titanic, buy your tickets early! When i went to see it I had to buy my tickets four hours in advance!

Anyways, about the movie...It is about three hours and 15 minutes long. It stars Leonardo Di Caprio.It is rated PG in Canada, and I believe PG-13 in the United States. It takes place a long time ago, I think in the 1920s or the 1930s.The first hour is really slow moving but it gets a lot better after that. It's a modern version of the story. Around the middle it starts to get very interesting. The boat starts to sink and everyone trys to get out safely. However, many people end up dying. The movie is well done, but I hate the clothes they wear in it, and I think they take too long to get to the point. Would I recommend it? Hmmm... if you are a Leonardo Di Caprio fan, you'll probably wanna see it. Although, he doesn't look as good as he did in Romeo & Julliet. If you get bored easily like I do you may not be able to sit through it for over 3 hours because the beginning is quite boring. Anyways,I guess it's a pretty good movie if you wanna see it, see it if youy don't, then don't.I don't think it is as good as it is said to be, but it's not a total waste of time either.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

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If you want to see a great movie, go and see I Know What You Did Last Summer!It is about 1 hour and 45 minutes long. It takes place in the present. It is rated Adult Accompanment in Canada and R in the U.S. If you saw Scream and loved it, you will love this movie too, guranteed! It has a great cast and it is suspensful and scary from begining to end. If you see this movie you will never be bored. There is always something exciting coming up.If this movie is still at "a theatre near you" go see it! If you can't see it now, see it when it comes out on video. I recommend this movie to everyone who is into horror and suspense.

CLERKS

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Clerks is not at the theatre it was released in 1993 or 1994 I think. It is rated R for non-stop swearing. It is an excellent movie!You will laugh the whole way through!It takes place in the present.The only thing that sucks about it, is that it is in black and white. I forgot how long it was exactly, but I think it was around 2 hours. If you've seen Mallrats and liked it, you'll probably like this movie a lot too. I definately recommend it to anyone who loves great comedy movies!

PRIVATE PARTS

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Private Parts was released in 1996. It is a hillarious movie about Howard Stern's life and how he became so famous. It is about 1 hour and 45 minutes long. It is rated Adult Accompaniment 18 in Canada and R in the United States. It has some pretty funny parts but a lot of naked girls which sucks. I recommend it if Howard Stern does not offend you and if you wanna laugh a lot. Rent it!

HALF-BAKED

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Go see Half-Baked! It is a really funny movie about 4 friends who are addicted to marijauna!It's in theatres now!

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