well I don't wanna be / a fuckin tampon
soakin up your blood all day does not make me happy
i wish i was more / like brawny
pickin up spilled milk and kids' spilt kool-aid
chorus
whoa-oh I wish i was more like you
whoa-oh Well i don't wanna be you
well I don't wanna be / a fuckin tampon
bein in your hole all day makes me sick
i wish i was more / like brawny
pickin up spilled milk and kids' spilt kool-aid
-chorus-
bridge
well i don't wanna be
i don't wanna be a fuckin tampon
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