1. You can lock yourself in your room, blast fiona apple and alanis, scream til your hearts content and fully appreciate the angry, angsty lyrics.
2. No carpooling boyfriend around cause you have wheels and he doesn't!
3. You don't have to inflict your parents on anyone else.
4. You can flirt with they guy next door, your homeroom buddy, and the manager at the snowboarding shop and not have to (bleah!) explain yourself.
5. You won't be known as so-and-so's chick.
6. Puter solitare!
7. You get to spend Wednesday nights with Baily and Charlie.
8. You'll catch fewer colds.
9. If you want to wear a Bindi, you don't need to worry about your guy asking "is that a zit?". (asking yourself "whats a bindi? go here)
10. You get to eat raw onions on your hamburger.
11. You can go on tirade about the lameness of student council meetings without being accused of PMS-ing.
12. Because pursuit is the funnest part anyway.
13. You priv journal can be filled with more exciting fare stuff then the relationship status.
14. Shopping with your buds is better than shopping with a guy.
15. School, homework, SATs, soccer games, snowboarding, horses, Prodigy concerts, sales at bloomingdale's.....who has time for a boyfriend?
16. You won't have to worry about sending poor loser boy into a funk after beating him at Mario Kart for the millionth time.
17. More space in your locker.
18. You get to play the field and your coupled friends don't!
19. sweaty palms? BIG DEAL!
20. You don't have to explain youself for not reading the HOTROD mag subscription he got you for christmas.
21. More time to hit the gym.
22. You never need to worry if your platforms make you too tall.
23. You can go from hippie chick to body pierced babe without caring what he thinks.
24. You never suffer from stubble burn.
25. When you have a long-term boy, you just don't have the same kind of high-intensity crushes--on him or on other guys.
26. Spring Break was made for single girls.
27. Couples are boring to the rest of the world; weren't Rachel and Ross totally dullsville as a twosome?
28. Romantic Bliss is bad for your inner artist. Think: how many good songs/great poems are about happy couples?
29. You don't have to have "the talk" about where the relationship is going.
30. Friday night movies with your best friends.
31. No need to explain why a chocolate-chip ice cream, with hot fudge, chocolate sprinkles, and whipped cream, topped by a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup ---is a really great dinner.
32. It's so great to change your own tire.
33. You can watch Jerry Maguire without your guy screaming "Show me the money!!!".
34. That eight-week trek through Italy, Spain and France will be alot more fun if your not constantly looking for a post office to mail your "miss you johnny" letters.
35. Jealousy, an all too typical by-product of couplehood, such a waste of energy.
36. You don't have to shave your legs if you don't want to.
37. If your really honest, an afternoon in the Arcade just isn't that fun.
38. Spending time unattached and liking it gives you the power to have high standards when it comes to guys.
39. Because studies have found gum disease to be contagious!
40. You don't have to worry about him getting into the same college as you.
41. You're more willing to try new things.
42. Cause when you go out with your best-girl-buds, they don't complain if you take forever to get ready.
43. Is anything more torturous than spending the night with loverboy, his bickering sister, and his weird parents?
44. It's one less thing your parents have to nag you about.
45. You can have a hip hair cut. ( guys seem to like long plain hair.)
46. You don't have to wait for--or worry that you missed-----his call.
47. Saturday night, you and a copy of She's Come Undone is a mighty kewl trio.
48. It's much easier to get into the hippest club without having an XY chromosome in tow.
49. You have nothing to lose!
50. When you kiss another guy, it's not called cheating.
51. Guys always want a drink from your snapple, and they backwash. ewww.....
52. You don't have to train him for someone else later in life.
53. Say bubyes to long awkward silences.
54. You get control of the remote.
55. You can feel like an independant stud muffin
56. Cause your friends are sick of hearing of him.
57. That cute guy at Starbucks will stop giving you free mochas if he sees you with a guy.
58. Sometimes, boys have smelly feet.
59. You don't have to obsess if his friends like you or not.
60. You don't have to obsess if your friends like him or not. 61. No one will torture your cat.
62. You will have lots of time for the guy counselors at camp this summer.
63. When your attached, you always wonder what your missing.
64. When you symapathetically listen to your bud latest coupledom disaster, you can be happy in the knowledge that you don't have to put up with that junk.
65. Madonna, Janeane Garofalo, Gwyneth Paltrow: all superpowered single girls.
66. The money you've dished out to him, can go towards those new Steve Madden's you've benn eyeing.
67. If you accidently burp in front of your buds, no big deal. Now if you burpaccidently in front of a guy, majorly mortifying.
68. Because you don't have to dump someone----or be dumped.
69. No ex-girlfriends.
70. Life is stressful enough without some guy pressuring you to go further than you want to.
71. Cause, lets face it, unrequited love can be sooooo delicious.
72. Instead of going to see his band, you can start your own.
73. You'll have more time for your little sis, mother or a friend. ( who really needs you).
74. One set of problems (i.e. your own) is plenty.
75. There is nothing more alluring and mysterious than a single woman who's into being that way.
