From:
J_Schmoe@webtv.net
Date: Fri, Dec 11, 1998,
3:04pm
To: torpedojoe@webtv.net
Subject: tHiNk i FiGGeReD It OuT
hi tOpEdO,
yOu PaL jOe sChMOe hErE. JUst GoT bACk frOm eUrOpE.
yOu KnOw, wHeRe ThEy cLOnEd TheM ShEEp! wEll, tHiS
mAd sCiEnTiST, Dr FraNkEnChIcKen, hAs beEn ClOnIng
ME, uSin' sOmEtHiNg cAllEd D.N.A. i ThiNK tHatS oNe
Of ThOSe 13 sEkRet iNgReDiENts tHaT CoL. SanDers
UsEs. aNywAyS, hE's BeEn SeNdIn' ThESe cLOnes aLL
OvEr ThE WoRld! He SAiD i GoT hIS pRiZe hEn
PrEgNaNT, (wHaTeVer tHaT iS) aND NoW ShE'S
wORthLesS! sO hE dEcIdEd tO clOnE mE aNd RUin mY
GoOD NaME. i StiLL duNt kNoW hOW hE GoTs tHaT D.N.A
sTuFF, oR aLL thE mOney tO fInAnCe hIS sChemE. hE
jUsT a pOOr Ol' CouNtRy dOcTor. BuT dOnT wOrRy
tOpEdO, i GotS aN iDeeR wHo'S bEhInD iT aLL. aS fAr
aS tHe dOcTors cLOnInG mAcHinE, i Did a tExAs
tWo-StEp dAnCe (wHicH i LeArNed aT a gArTh BrOOks
KonCeRt) oN it. tHaT MaChInE wOnT bE mAkIn' nO MoRe
cLOnEs oF mE. aNd i ToOk cArE Of tHe DOcToR tOO!
hEe-HeE! cAnT tEll YoU aNyMoRe bOuT THat YeT. gOtS
tO gO nOW, sOmE WoMan Been FollErIn' mE eVerYwhEre i Go. i AsKeD HeR wHaT hEr NaMe Is, But ShE tHiNk i'M
kIddIng or sOmEtHinG. She aLWaYs Say "SureLy YOu JeSt" tOpEdO, i nO EvEn KnoW hOw tO JEsT. i No LiVe In mEdEviL tImEs! Oh WeLL, sEE yOu sOOn.
yOu pAL,
jOe ScHmOe
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