Joe Schmoe's Trip to the Store
(As Told By a Spectator)
One day a convenience store worker was
sitting around, not doing much. At 2
o'clock the doors swing open and a
dancing chicken walks in. "Do you have
any chicken feed?" The chicken asks.
"No we don't have any chicken feed."
"Okay, thanks anyway", says the chicken,
and walks out. The next day at 2 o'clock
the doors swing open again, and the same
dancing chicken walks in. "Got any
chicken feed?" he asks. The clerk is a
little annoyed "No! We don't have any
chicken feed!" "Fine," the chicken says
and walks out. The third day at 2
o'clock the doors swing open and the
chicken walks in and asks "Got any
chicken feed?" By now the clerk is
getting very annoyed. "No" he yells "We
don't have any chicken feed! We didn't
have any yesterday. We don't have any
today, and we wont have any tomorrow!
And if you come in here again, and ask
if we have and chicken feed, I'll nail
your little dancing feet to the
floor!!!!" Without saying another word,
the chicken turns and walks out the
door. On the fourth day at 2 o'clock the
doors swing open and the chicken walks
in "Got any nails?" the chicken asks.
"No we don't have any nails." The clerk
says with a puzzled look. "Well then,"
the chicken says "got any chicken feed?"
