Updated 11~16~99
Welcome to Torpedo Joes' Special
Goodies. This is where you will find
the sites we think deserve special
recognition. Those that go above and
beyond the realm of the average web
site. Does that sound like a
description of your site? Then apply
for your very own "Schmoey" Award of
Excellence at the bottom of this page.
"Schmoey's are starting to "go like
hot cakes!" So check back often!
BLUE STAR SITES
WINNERS OF THE COVETED
BUBBA ~n~ WANNITAS'
"ORIGINEL KOMADY!"
This space was donated in exchange for
the return of Joe Schmoe, "cause they
was fixin' to make him into a BBQ
Chicken." Visit their advice page
and "Git Y'all's head shrunk"! Bring
tissues, cause you'll laugh till you
cry! I did!
WEBMASTER NOTE: A special Thanks to
Terry & Sandy for Their Support &
the Joy of Their Laughter!
JABI'S PIG PEN
You'll be "hoopin' anda hollern'" at
the fun stuff here. If you like to
laugh, this is a great "sight" to see!
Dont forget to scratch something on
the outhouse wall. When you do, tell em'
Joe sent ya!
THE SMAGMATHERS
Follow the saga of Fred and Glory
Smagmathers. Good "Down Home" fun! For
free advice or recipes, sit a spell
with this FUN pair! There's a great
collection of stories too. They'll
keep you in stitches!
NOT ELVIS
I have to rate this site PG-13. There
is some strong language, but its a
really fun look at "AINT ELVIS".
This site has a picture gallery with
some pretty funny stuff. Dont forget
to sign the guest book. You'll be sure
to get a response from someone, but
"Not Elvis!?"
(Hmm...now I'm confused)
JENNY'S HOME PAGE
When Joe Schmoe saw this site, he
started to quiver. He was shaking like
a leaf on a tree. Have you ever seen
a chicken with goosebumps? AND YOU
DONT WANT TO! What you want to do, is
visit Jenny's Home Page.A very nice
person that came to visit all the way
from Trellborg Sweeden. (Plus I think
Joe Schmoe has a crush on her......you
think?)
ENTER CHARMAINES PAGE
Check out the front page on this site,
it's AWSOME! There's lots of fun stuff
too. Poetry, Blonde Jokes, and we
all know that, "Kids say the darnest
things". Check out what Charmaine has
to say. Remember The Monkees?
(Hey hey we're the monkees...oh never
mind) Theres a COOL LINK you'll want
to see
WHEW....Guaranteed To Keep You Busy For
HOURS.
The title says it all. There is so much
to do here, you'll have to go back over
and over again! But it will be worth
it. Lots of Crazy stuff that will make
you laugh, chuckle and even chortle!
Take some time and Browse around.
DOCS' RECEPTION
They're not Computor Geeks, or Nerds.
They write for Love! Just what the
Doctor ordered! You Can Even Add your
Site to the List of Dr Luvs patients!
Lots to see and do here. Stop by for
a total check-up
AMAZING PREHISTORIC
DOGS
That's right, Prehistoric Dogs! If
you've never seen one, go here now!
Before they're...well you know.
A very imaginative and creative
site. If your looking for Links, this
site has tons! I give it
"Two Milkbones Up".
RYAN'S BATCAVE
Riddle me this Batman...........when is
a boy like a bat? Answer, when he's
hanging around Ryans Batcave. If you
thought you were a BIG Batman fan,
move on over. There's a new kid in
town. His Name is Ryan, a nine year
old kid that has the Batman fever.
A really cool site you'll want to
check out!
START THE INSANITY
The name really says it all! Lots and
Lots, I mean a lot of Humor Links, and
jokes. Theres also information on
what's going on with the internet
There SO muchto do, you'll have to go
back again & again. So, if you really
want to start the Insanity, Don't
Wait! Click the Banner Now! You'll be
glad you did!
Lady Oh's Favorite
Gif's and JPG's
Lady Oh's Favorite gifs and jpg's has a
huge assortment of images for the
taking. This is one of the prettiest
designed sites I've seen! Visit her
and check out what she has to offer.
If you don't find it here, it may not
exist!
THE FUNNY FARM
Good, clean and very funny, are the
themes of this Web Site! Get ready to
stay for a while, because the laughs
never end. Yet another person that sees
the laughter in themselves and in the
world around them. Joe Schmoe and I
both this site as a "Must See"!
THE UNKNOWN
PROGRAMMER
Who says computer programmers are dull?
This site has to be one of the funniest
I've seen. The Unknown Programmer and
his buddy Megabite the Crockadile have
a sense of humor that will entertain
everyone! Joe Schmoe and I give it
50,000 Bytes with a bullet!
ARKANSAS HILLBILLY
I guess I'm drawn to hillbilly humor.
But who can blame me. It can be some
of the funniest and most creative.
This site is no exception. Meet the
original Dysfunctional Family. And I
mean the whole family, even their
pets. No one is left out, and you'll
roll on the floor with laughter as you
meet them!
Want to win a "Schmoey" of your very
own?
Submit your site to The Official
Dancing Chicken Award Council. Please
remember, we have a family oriented
site. Therefore we cannot consider
sites which contain the following
material.
* Adult Oriented Subjects
* Pornography
* Foul or Questionable Subjects
The Award Council will determine if a
site contains any of the aforementioned
material. Their decision will be
final.
Submit Your Site Here!
Award Application
Be sure to include:
Your Name
Your E-Mail Address
The Site Name
The URL
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