WHILE TORPEDO'S AWAY
THE CHICKEN WILL PLAY
Hi, Joe Schmoe here. Stupedos' gone so
I thought I'd introduse you to some of
my friends! Torpedo NEVER lets me on
the Web. He says it to sofisticated.
Oh sure like his some kinda roket
scienstist. I hope I'm spelling okay!
HEY go ahead and laugh! You try typin
with chicken feets. Besides how
my chickens do youse know that can
even type? Anyways, heres some of MY
FRiends. (not like stupedo, he dont
have no friends!)
These are two of my oldest friends. You
might reconize them from their old TV
show!
Actually I don't know who this guy is.
But when he shows up, he tell me to do
stuff. Then Torpedo yells at me!
I'll be right back, but now here's a
word from our sponser. I hope its not
those Budwieser lizards....they scare
me!
Hey, while we were away, a bunch of my
friends came over. Including my best
friends Birdie and Mousie.
OH NO! Mousie got into Stupedos' Wine
Cellar again
Hey, whats that I hear?
OH NO, RUN FOR THE HILLS, STUPEDO'S
HOME!
WHATS GOING ON IN HERE?
THIS PLACE IS THRASHED!
"JOE.............
JOSEPH TYBIRDIOUS SHCHMOE
COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!"
"Now where could that chicken have
gone? Hmmm...I dont know, but I have
a plan."
"Oh Joe, come here, I have a special
treat for you! Hee-hee!"
"Oh dear, has Joe Schmoe finally gone
too far? Will his friendship with
Torpedo Joe be over? Torpedo
seems awfully upset. How far will he
go when he finds poor Joe Schmoe? And
what will happen to our favorite
Dancing Chicken? Will he end up as
a.........dare I say it......McNugget?
For the answer to these questions...oh
my......tune in tomorrow, same Joe
time, same Chicken channel. (Or
follow the chicken below.) OH DEAR I
CANT BARE TO WATCH. Go ahead
..................if you muuuust.
