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Wacky World

Don't Touch That Dial, There's More Of Joe Schmoes Wacky World Coming Up!


HeLLo EvERyOne. jOe ScHmOe hErE. yOu'LL hAvE to 'ScUse My tYpIn', I'M JuSt lEaRnIn'. BeSiDeS, dO yOuSe nO hOW hArD It Is tO tYpE wItH cHiCkEn fEEtS? AnYwAyz, aS yOuSe pRoBaBly nOsE bY nOw, I'vE hAd somE pReTTy sTraNgE aDvEnTurEs. I wAnT To sHarE sOmE oF tHe StuFF i EnCOuNtEREd alOnG tHe WaY. hOpE YOuSe eNjOy iT! oH.....tOrPedO tOlD mE tO TeLLs yOuSe, tO bE sUrE tO WaiT fOr tHe iMaGeS tO dOwNLoAd. He sAy iT wOn'T tAkE lOnG!

(tOrPeDo DiD tHe tItLeS On ThEsE pAgEs fOr mE. hE dId pReTtY gOoD!)




1. hErE I aM In NeW yOrK CiTy



2. hErE I aM aT OuR CaBiN



3. LoOk aT mE, I'm a FlOwEr ChilD!



4. I mET a mErMaId, aNd ShE tOlD mE mY fOrTuNe.



5. I'm A DaDDy!



6. tOrpedo BuIlt me A bIrDhOuSe.



. tHe tImE i wEnT tO wOOdStOcK.



8. tOpedo tOOk mE tO tHe cArnIvAl.



9. I hAd mY OwN tV sHoW.



10. tHe fIrsT TiMe I hAd mY PiCTuRe tAkEn wItH tHe rEaL ToRpEdO.



11. I wOn a nObeL Prize, wHateVer tHaT iS



12. tHe DaY I wEnT tO tHe StOrE

(as told by a spectator)




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