[No, you're right, the list does not include "Mink", but surely there are other characters it would be worse to compare her with. Besides it's a nice background...]
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Acrobat Animal handler Asylum attendant Babysitter Back hoe operator Barbarian Bobbie's sister Bonzai (sic!) sculptor [see below] Bounty hunter Bull fighter Buried under lists Circus performer Contortionist Dallas cowboy fan Defensive tackle Den mother Denture wearer Equipped with air bag Extremely confused [C.B.low] Ferret tamer First trumpet Fire-eater Good witch Hall monitor Hamster trainer Insincere laugher Jeep driver Karaoke singer Leggy supermodel Lemming herder Local anesthetic |
Make checks payable to Matador Monkey wrangler Moose caller Needs a vacation Nutcracker  Party clown Pile driver Pitbull trainer Plotting revenge Raccoon keeper Ride operator Rug merchant Scared of Internet Shark handler Snake charmer Snipe hunter Solar powered Squirrel handler Stocking stuffer Taxidermist The Shepherd The Mayor Tight rope walker Tired of these credits (!!) Tractor puller Under sedation Wine steward Zamboni driver Zoo keeper |
That should be one title for each show I've got on tape. Actually this list is easier to make than the other because the titles are written on the screen so I don't have to strain to figure out what someone is saying.
Entries marked are from a couple of
Christmas Specials. And
"Bonzai" was written that way - I guess the writer got
bonsai mixed up with banzai (which, according to my
dictionary, is a war cry that literally translated means "ten thousand
years!" Suggestions for interpretation in a plain envelope to the
usual address please.)
"Extremely confused" is one of the few titles that's actually connected with the content of the show: This was the "Test Kitchen" episode where they mixed up all the characters... (Pinky and Rita turned out to be a rather shortlived relationship for some reason...)
BTW, she does not seem to have had any titles that start with O, Q, V, X or Y...
At the end of the day, one question remains... With all the jobs she does, and all the people who need to contact her wherever she is - does she or doesn't she? Does she what, you ask. Carry a pager, of course!!
