Atlanta (London)

Alright everyone on the internet who is into 3eb knows about the Hard Rock Rockfest in Atlanta.  And many of you have plans to go.  Well I have just one slight little problem.....I live 19 hours away from Atlanta, but I am a dedicated 3eb fan and the distance does not really bother me.  All it involves is mooching a rental car off an of-age friend and putting several miles on it.   But I have encountered many other problems about this show... including how to face the parental units since I once again live at home.   Well here's a  parody about my troubles, mostly with TicketBastard (who after a long ass wait in line refused to sell me the tix because "we don't sell tix for a GA show in NY" :::YEAH SO WHAT, sell me the goddamn tix or bite me:::  I hope to be there soon... and if you're there, let me know and I may see you.  :-)  Oh yeah, if this were last year, going to this show woulda never been on my mind.  That was when I had a shitload o trouble with K-Rock's Dysfunctional Family Picnic an hour and a half away from me!

One more word to all you 3eb fans who get to enjoy the band coming to YOUR AREA.... BITE ME!!!!   We'll see whose laughing once they come to the northeast!

Laura girly.... I need to get in touch with you about this... if you happen to read this before I get to talk to you, email me because we gotta talk about our plans.  We'll kick ass but it's a matter of me getting there.

Through the internet, I hear of this show

All my fave bands will be there

Ticketbastard's bitching me out of line

I want to get my hands on them

A great big party for an Atlanta show

I've gotta go and I know

3eb is just what's on my mind

I'm tired of standing in a line

Who cares if Atlanta's in GA

See me pissed out of my mind

I want to get my hands on you

To a show that's burning in the Atlanta sun

The show could suck and we wouldn't know it

3eb is just what's on my mind

I wonder if their shows have changed

Always better than any other

Gotta trick you into letting me come here

So let me go, I gotta get to Atlanta

I told you I don't care

I gotta get to Atlanta

For a show there

I gotta get to Atlanta

Yes my friends are addicted

I gotta get to Atlanta

I'm addicted

You're paraniod

You don't know where I've been

Interpretation is wide open

Your way has caused me to tell white lies

I want to get my hands on them

You're so sick to make me prove

It takes a lie to convince  you

I know just what's on your mind

It's been this way for 19 years

We torture each other

So just let me get the hell over there

When you know

I gotta get to Atlanta

I told you I don't care

I gotta get to Atlanta

For a show there

I gotta get to Atlanta

Yes my friends are addicted

I gotta get to Atlanta

I'm addicted

I gotta get to Atlanta

I told you I don't care

I gotta get to Atlanta

For a show there

I gotta get to Atlanta

Even when I see 3eb

Somewhere in Atlanta

I gotta get to Atlanta

©1999 Caroline

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