Losing A Whole Year

It's sad that I have to view my life in terms of years that I have lost. In the past three years, I feel that I have lost 2. This one is more recent than the other one though. I made the mistake of choosing the wrong college. This particular LAWY goes out to Katey, the only reason that I survived at all at Ohio Wesleyan. I have one piece of advice for all of you in the process of choosing a college. Choose wisely. It could be the best or worst time of your life. To all of you who like your college--I HATE YOU!!...j/k. You're very lucky!

Losing a whole year

I remember you and me used to spend

The whole goddamned day in class

Losing a whole year

Hiding in the back we'd pass those notes

Cause the profs, they could not teach to save their ass

Losing a whole year

Rich daddy left me at this stupid school

He did not want me to grow up to be a fool

But the school, yet it really did suck

Nothing here is worth a measly buck

Now I don't know where to begin

I want out like I never wanted in

Always skipping a class

I kind of get the feel that I'll never pass

And now I realize that I never heard

One goddamned word I ever said

Losing a whole year

Took my stuff and threw it in a dorm room

When they left me all I could feel was pure gloom

Roommates are a pain in the neck

Those whores made my life a real wreck

It always seemed my voice used to flow

In my room, in my classes, I was just so-so

And we're stuck in this town

Two lonely students and one big frown

And I remember you and me used to spend

The whole goddamned day in class

Losing a whole year

Second semester I fell apart

Threats came from home and it broke my heart

Convinced we've found our place

With all our friends in cyberspace

Back in high school it sounded sweet

But it sours into a routine deceit

Well this school it is a bore

And I don't want to go no more

I remember you and me used to spend

The whole goddamned day in class

Losing a whole year

©1999 Caroline

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