Star Wars (London)
by Johanna
BushFairy@aol.com
Alright here's a little intro from the author herself... This parody (to London) is about the new Star Wars movie and all the hype surrounding it. They "they wanna get their hands on 'em" part refers to fans wanting to get their hands on tickets to the new movie. This parody doesn't reflect my personal feelings towards Star Wars. I love Star Wars and I AM one of those obsessive fans!!! :)
Through the looong lines they fight with you just to get through
I know they try to cut in line
They wanna get their hands on 'em
Somebody's dressed in black obsessed with Sith attacks
I always watch them lose their mind
I'm tired of Han, Chewbacca too They make me nautious
Wish they we're back on the dark side of the force
They wanna get their hands on 'em
To a Showcase poundin' in the reain
The world could end they wouldn't hear it
I know just wants on their mind
They wanna get their hands on 'em
I see the way the force has changed
And Luke is Leia's brother
Used the force to get me here
So you should know
I don't wanna go to Star Wars
I told you I don't care
I don't wanna go to Star Wars
Yoda's there
I don't wanna go to Star Wars
All the fans afflicted
I don't wanna go to Star Wars
I don't wanna go to Star Wars
Their addicted
I saw Anakin
I know where he's been
Death Star was broken wide open
Damn you I lost my place in line
They wanna get their hands on 'em
Story lines so sick just to prove
It takes the force to move you
I know just what's on your mind
It's been this way since Episode 4
We torture each other
So why the hell did you call me here
Cuz you know I don't wanna go to Star Wars
All the fans afflicted I don't wanna go to Star Wars
Their addicted
I don't wanna go to Star Wars
I told you I don't care
I don't wanna go to Star Wars
Cuz OB1's there every time I see it and that damned lightsaber