There's So Few (I Want You)

This one's for all of you who ever tried to get that Furby or Tickle Me Elmo.   Yeah I know it is seasonal, but still enjoy :-)

The parents lose themselves

In the hectic holiday

Children love to play but

Older toys will slowly fade away

Children always want to play

With what is new

The toys on TV are hot but

There's so few

Oh you knew you knew...

You knew there's so few

An early invitation to Kay Bee

Black Friday sets the moom that I am in

No apology because my urge is genuine

And I wish that my kid would learn some discipline

Here I am and I want to take a hit

Of your skull cause you demand cause me shit

There's so few

Yeah, you knew you knew...

You know there's so few

Oh you knew you knew...

Send me all your toys please

There's so few

And they can't get enough, oh they can't get enough

And they can't get enough

The big shopping mall is filled with

Shoppers that are brave

The long ass line of cars

Exploits desparate drivers that don't behave

You want to know how deeply my urge goes

Deeper than bones

Deeper than bones

And they can't get enough

Oh, they can't get enough

Oh, they can't get enough

Oh, they can't get enough

My kid's demands are not a thrill

Long lines form in Kay Bee toy store

Presently in the state that can be called a chore

Love for my kids fights off the gloom

I said to live in this way is not for the cheap

And this Chirstmas I know I'm going to lose my sleep

I hope there'll be no regrets when the toys come

And they will surely come

You knew you knew...

Know there's so few

Send me all your toys please

Yeah you knew...

Know there's so few

Send me all your toys please

There's so few

Send me all your vampires

I want you

Send me all your toys please

Send me all your toys please

There will be no regrets when the toys come

Send me all your toys please

© 1999, Caroline

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