Anyone (Anything)
by Johanna
OMG I laughed so hard when I saw this. It's hysterical. It reminds me of the Masturbate that caused such a controversy back in January. You gotta love those sex crazed parodies that the bastards at Elektra would censor as they did with Slow Motion. This one was created by the same 3eb Parody genius as Masturbate so it is by definition great :-)
Anyone but you
Turn my testicles blue
Turn my balls to sand
If I see you
I will do anyone
I will do anyone
Oh no! She's got her top down and open
Turns me off when her words are spoken
Looks like my "Mr. Happy" is broken
When I see you
I will do anyone
I will do anyone
I will do anyone
Oh no! Her legs are wide open
It looks like everything inside is broken
Wonder what she's been smoking
When I see you
I will do anyone
I will do anyone
(But you)
©1999 Johanna