Alcoholic Life (Semi-Charmed Life)

with the help of my friend LeiAnne (Lei3eb917@aol.com)

Alright I've destroyed this song enough... first promoting a sexually active life (I'm talking extremely sexually active) and now the life of a boozer.  Before I go on with this parody I must get this out.   I am not of legal drinking age (a little less than 2 years till I am) and I don't live such a lifestyle nor do I promote one.   And if people do nothing but drink their life away, I feel they are wasting their life.  Alright I got my disclaimer out... now enjoy the parody :-)

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...

I think that I'm partying I'm pissed drunk

Yet living to party

Yeah I live to drink

Ovation it's my motivation

I'll come round and have a beer with you

What will make me smile

Is a drink from you

I do just what I wanna do

Coming over you

Keep on drinking what we go through

Yeah yeah for the parties that we go to

And I speak to you only if you have a drink

I take another sip and suddenly I can't think

Come on like a freak show takes the stage

We give them the games we play

I say I want more vodka

To get me through this

Alcoholic kind of life baby baby

I want more vodka

I'm not listening when you want

ID

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...

The sky was gold, it was rose

I was taking sips of it to my nose

And I wish I could get back there

Some place back there

Puking in the bathroom at the bar

Drinking straight whiskey

Will really take me far

I won't stop until I puke, take another sip

With a gulp gulp rhythm and a shot for the drop

And then I threw up

I took the beer that I was given

Then I puked again

And then I puked again said

How do I get back there to

The place where I got trashed beside you

How do I get myself back to

The place where you said

I want more vodka to get me through this

Alcoholic kind of life baby baby

I want more vodka

I'm not listening when you want

ID

I believe in sipping through my nose

Being trashed gives a feeling an slipping feeling

I believe in that being sober blows

A night without a drink can make me cry

When I'm sober I feel like I could die

Would that be all right, all right

When the cop came in he said he was happy

The liquor it drips in the city

We were drunk on the urge to feel alive

But now I'm struggling to survive those days I was carrying that hangover

Escaped arrest

I must confess

Those Breath-a-lyzers

I PASSED THE TEST!!

Run all around the car

Face down on the ground YES!

One, and you told me

We're getting sober

Still it's all that I wanna do'

Just a little now

Feel myself head made of the ground

Im scared, Im not coming down...no no no

And Im too drunk to get up

And they've got his hands just locked up in the handcuffs

But nothing is alright, alright

And I want more vodka

to get me through this life baby

I want more vodka

Not listening when you want

ID

ID

ID

ID

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

The sky was gold it was rose

I was takin sips of through my nose

And I wish I could get back there someplace back there

in the place where we got druuuuuuuunk!!!!

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

© 1999 Caroline and LeiAnne

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