Driver (Jumper)
This one is in my opinion, the best 3eb parody that I wrote. It seriously took me about five minutes to write. It is most appreciated by people who have a drivers license and have experienced this themselves. Ever since I wrote this one, I always noticed that whenever Jumper is playing in my car, I am stuck behind a slow driver. Weird....
I wish you would please step on the gas my friend
You could hold up traffic with the speed you've been drivin
And if you are ever on this road again
I will run you down
You're makin me a bit too insane
Why you're on the highway I can't explain
You know you don't belong
You're the first to drive
But you're way too slow
You're going 35 on a 65 road
I know something's wrong
Well everyone on the road has got a reason
To say step on the gas today
I wish you would please step on the gas my friend
You could hold up traffic with the speed you've been drivin
And if you are ever on this road again
I will run you down
Well you're on the highway and you're going too slow
And I do not think anyone knows
What you're doing here
All the cars have passed you
You've been cursed at
Why don't you just think of that?
And I, I want you to know
Everyone's got to face down the coppers
Maybe today
You could step on the gas today
I wish you would please step on the gas my friend
You could hold up traffic with the speed you've been drivin
And if you are ever on this road again
I will run you down
I will run you down
I will run you down
I will run you down
Run you down
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Can you step on the gas today
I wish you would please step on the gas my friend
I will run you down
I wish you would please step on the gas my friend
I will run you down
I wish you would please step on the gas my friend
And I will run you down
I wish you would please step on the gas my friend
I will run you down
I wish you would please step on the gas my friend
I will run you down
© 1998 Caroline